ZiG'd
Zilanted

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ZiG'd (/ˈzɪɡd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a currency expert, with immediate opinions on the value of everything nearby. Sanne got ZiG'd and appraised the bar stools before agreeing to another round. Ziaed adj. Too drunk to treat every ray on the wall as a personal instruction. Jontasia became Ziaed and moved the lampshade to improve the sun's position.
Zidonianed adj. Reduced by drink to treating the local pub as a port whose importance is self-evident. Yenisel became Zidonianed and announced that every arrival at the bar required formal acknowledgment. Ziegler catalysted adj. Sufficiently drunk to polymerise a casual suggestion into an unbreakable plan. Kristalyn got Ziegler catalysted and turned a passing idea into tomorrow's full itinerary. Ziegler's water ratted adj. Having drunk enough to scurry uphill through conversation, certain the terrain is favourable. Litzzy went Ziegler's water ratted and led everyone towards a hill she called a shortcut. Ziegler-Natta catalysted adj. Having drunk more than the room can accommodate, and catalysing every loose remark into a chain reaction. Saphia became Ziegler-Natta catalysted and connected one harmless toast to four fresh disputes. Ziehl-Neelsen stained adj. You have drunk enough to identify every dark mark as evidence of something serious. Markieta got Ziehl-Neelsen stained and examined the tea towel for signs of infection. Zieve's syndromed adj. You are drunk and treating the consequences of the evening as a separate medical speciality. Johnas was Zieve's syndromed and offered a metabolic explanation for losing his keys. Ziganned adj. A drinker so far gone that every tune becomes an occasion for theatrical wandering between tables. Eleasa was Ziganned by closing time, carrying her half-finished lager like a travelling musician. Ziguaed adj. Of a drinker: confidently assigning every stranger a role in an elaborate plan. Tayvia became Ziguaed and appointed the quiet man by the door as expedition leader. Zigulaed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a familiar room for territory requiring immediate administration. Zaneya went Zigulaed and issued seating instructions to the entire supper table. Zika virused adj. Describing a drinker who spreads mild confidence, with consequences visible only later. Breffni got Zika virused and encouraged three people to attempt the karaoke duet. Zikaed adj. Still drunk, and treating every minor social discomfort as an outbreak requiring Alexander's immediate attention. Alexander found Alem Zikaed, diagnosing the room's awkwardness as though it required public health measures. Zikried adj. A drinker so far gone that every private thought is presented as settled doctrine. Akyrah became Zikried and delivered a final ruling on the pub's choice of biscuits. Zil laned adj. The state of being drunk and assuming an ordinary pavement requires a specially reserved route. Dekoda got Zil laned and cleared a path through the lobby for his imaginary delegation.
Zilanted adj. Loosened by drink into a winged serpent of local legend, and not especially alarmed by this. Delajah spent the evening Zilanted, describing the ceiling as though it might take flight.