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Zilbermints-Benoni Gambited
adj.
The condition of a drinker who launches an unlikely opening move and calls the resulting disorder strategy.
Aviva became
Zilbermints-Benoni Gambited
and opened the family meeting by moving every chair.
Zill's tilapiaed
adj.
The drunkenness of one who has mistaken a quiet fish for a negotiator and opened proceedings.
Rosalva went
Zill's tilapiaed
and tried to settle the aquarium's disagreement over gravel.
Zillennialed
(/zɪˈlɛni.əld/)
adj.
Reduced by drink to a cultural middle ground in which every decade's advice seems immediately applicable.
Delesha got
Zillennialed
and recommended both a podcast and a ringtone for the journey home.
Zimbabweaned
adj.
Loosened by drink into a person who treats every unfamiliar encounter as an invitation to friendly negotiation.
Georgios became
Zimbabweaned
and negotiated cheerfully with the vending machine for a better snack.
Zimbabweannessed
adj.
Emboldened by drink to turn personal confidence into an international statement of principle.
Dermot got
Zimbabweannessed
and addressed the pub's television as though settling a national question.
Zimboed
adj.
Slowed by drink to the pace at which every straightforward decision requires a regional conference.
Daudi became
Zimboed
and took ten minutes to choose between two identical lagers.
Zimmer framed
adj.
Drunk to the point where each step requires a visible structure and a firm opinion about it.
Alda became
Zimmer framed
and used two umbrellas to construct a corridor to the taxi.
Zimmered
adj.
Drunk enough to require support, yet still confident enough to give the support precise instructions.
Jolianna got
Zimmered
and directed her friends while leaning heavily against the banister.
Zimmerited
adj.
Drunk beyond attachment to sensible plans, yet confident enough to make every decision appear fortified.
Abrien became
Zimmerited
and secured the takeaway order with an elaborate defensive arrangement.
Zimmermann-Laband syndromed
adj.
Describing a drinker who has made the kitchen table flexible, while the nails and cutlery remain oddly underdeveloped.
Holmer got
Zimmermann-Laband syndromed
and negotiated with the kitchen table for twenty minutes.
Zimmerwaldismed
adj.
A drinker who has declared the kitchen neutral territory and is opposed to further rounds.
Satina became
Zimmerwaldismed
and proposed peace talks beside the unwashed glasses.
Zimmerwaldisted
adj.
A drinker so far gone that the remaining bottles are treated as an international conflict.
Guler grew
Zimmerwaldisted
and called for a ceasefire between the sink and the fridge.
Zinbiel algebraed
adj.
The state of being drunk and unable to tell which household operation is the dual of which.
Joyce was
Zinbiel algebraed
, pairing the kettle with the sofa as though they were related objects.
Zincalied
adj.
The condition of a drinker who has turned the kitchen into a crowded travelling community of unrelated objects.
Fruma was
Zincalied
, giving the saucepan and the toaster equal places at the table.
Zincaloed
adj.
The drunkenness of one who has appointed the glass of water a travelling companion.
Shoan became
Zincaloed
and carried the glass of water carefully from room to room.
Zincke aldehyded
adj.
Reduced by drink to a kitchen intermediate: reactive, unstable, and awaiting basic hydrolysis by morning.
Darrelyn was
Zincke aldehyded
and left the kettle primed for a reaction nobody had requested.
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