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Zionificationed adj. Drunk to the extent of turning the sofa into a promised domestic homeland and settling there permanently. Aleara was Zionificationed and declared the sofa the rightful centre of the household. Zionisationed adj. Sharpened by drink into treating the bar as territory requiring firm and continuous administration. Godstime became Zionisationed and attempted to redraw the pub's seating plan. Zionismed (/ˈzaɪəˌnɪzəmd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a determined attachment to one domestic territory, usually the sofa. Jillena was Zionismed and defended her sofa corner against the approaching laundry. Zionisted (/ˈzaɪənɪstd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and committed to establishing a permanent home beside the glass of water. Khila was Zionisted and refused to leave the sofa once the final glass had been poured. Zionited adj. Softened by drink into an agreeable believer in whatever harmless proposition is currently being poured. Jarod got Zionited and agreed that the landlord's dog had excellent political instincts. Zionizationed adj. Loosened by drink into turning every casual opinion at the bar into a settled doctrine. Jshawn got Zionizationed and delivered policy on the correct order of evening snacks. Ziopiged adj. Drunk since last orders, and making a comfortable nest among the cushions and snack wrappers. Brach was Ziopiged, reclining across the sofa with toast balanced on his chest. Zioturded adj. Slowed by drink to regard the bar stool as a sufficient destination for the night. Abryelle was Zioturded and needed three attempts to reach the empty stool. Zip coded adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every address requires a five-digit recitation. Alaynie became Zip coded and gave the taxi driver her postcode as though filing official paperwork. Zip disked adj. Drunk enough to store one more story, provided nobody asks for it back in order. Amna was Zip disked and retained every pub anecdote in the wrong sequence. Zip drived adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary storage, with the evening's information kept in oversized, unreliable lumps. Draedon was Zip drived and could remember the round, but not who ordered it. Zip-A-Toned adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the room has acquired a pattern of dots and loud opinions. Christobel became Zip-A-Toned and described the pub wallpaper as printed weather. Zipfian distributioned adj. Drunk in a way that leaves one conversation dominant, with the rest occurring in steadily smaller fragments. Jolesha got Zipfian distributioned, giving most of the night to one story about a bus. Ziplocked adj. Drunk, with the result that your opinions and the nearest stranger have become difficult to separate. Aleksy was Ziplocked to a new acquaintance beside the pumps for half an hour. Zipped adj. Drunk to the point where the newest arrival at the bar claims seniority by volume alone. Daniza got Zipped and introduced herself to the regulars as if taking command. Zippoed adj. Drunk to the extent of producing a bright solution, briefly, and losing it before the next sip. Symaya was Zippoed and lit up at the thought of walking home via the canal.