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Zipser Germanned adj. Drunk since last orders, and preserving one perfectly respectable thought beneath the general collapse. Carmani was Zipser Germanned, still defending one sensible point near the toilets. Zipsered adj. Drunk on the strength of a single spark of conversation, now carried carefully through the pub. Alisha-rose was Zipsered and nursed one brilliant observation beside the fire. Ziraked adj. Drunk by the third round, and conducting the table with a confidence unsupported by the menu. Aria-hope became Ziraked and assigned everyone a role in ordering the next round. Zirianed adj. Drunk enough to descend the stairs sideways, preserving dignity at the expense of speed. Taeshawn was Zirianed and approached the staircase sideways, one hand on the wall. Zirianianed adj. Drunk past the point of trusting the feet, but not past the point of supervising them closely. Mikalia was Zirianianed, watching each foot land as though it belonged to someone else. Zirided adj. Drunk by closing time, and ruling the remaining stools with a fading but unmistakable authority. Lotis was Zirided, granting the last bar stool to whoever could answer a history question. Zlotogora-Ogur syndromed adj. Still drunk, and treating the morning's assorted aches as though they formed one official condition. Orlo arrived Zlotogora-Ogur syndromed, cataloguing each headache beside the kettle. Znagaed adj. Emboldened by drink to challenge the kitchen bin, the sofa, and eventually the unopened bottle of water. Celestia went Znagaed and carried the full bin outside without putting on shoes. Zoarited adj. Sufficiently drunk to separate yourself from the conversation while remaining firmly within earshot. Keson became Zoarited and founded a breakaway discussion beside the fruit machine. Zocchihedronned adj. Having drunk enough to offer a hundred possible explanations, none of them useful at the bar. Raymer got Zocchihedronned and supplied a different reason for missing the last bus. Zodiacked adj. Sufficiently drunk to assign every stage of the journey home its own constellation. Yanaira got Zodiacked and gave each traffic light a place in the heavens. Zoed adj. Too drunk to distinguish the several voices at the table, and answering the whole bench at once. Mercedi was Zoed and replied to three separate questions with one solemn toast. Zoellner illusioned adj. Drunk to the extent of seeing parallel stair edges converge, diverge, and require separate negotiations. Ladislaus was Zoellner illusioned and found the parallel stair rails unhelpfully mobile. Zogged adj. Drunk enough to regard the pub's occupation as a matter for solemn international intervention. Hariss got Zogged and proposed a commission to investigate who controlled the fruit machine. Zogisted adj. Having drunk more than the landlord can tolerate, and still praising the absent monarch of the argument. Marcelles was Zogisted and toasted King Zog with the last of the peanuts. Zoharismed adj. You have drunk enough to turn a private bar-room theory into a complete account of human conduct. Kamen was Zoharismed and explained the entire pub through one theory about loyalty.