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Zooglered adj. Having drunk more than a Zurich-based corporate employee can reasonably spend explaining the Swiss location of the pub. Brelynn became Zooglered and located the bar's headquarters somewhere near Zurich. Zoolaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to use an obsolete spelling as though it were a current one. Twanna remained Zoolaed, correcting the menu with an obsolete spelling of a familiar word. Zoolooed adj. You have drunk enough to revive an obsolete spelling and use it confidently in a text message. Khade became Zoolooed and sent an obsolete spelling to the group chat without hesitation. Zoom bombed adj. Drunk since last orders, and disrupting every shared conversation with a sudden, unwanted entrance. Bavita was Zoom bombed and appeared in three separate conversations about the same parking space. Zoom bombered adj. Drunk by closing time, and personally disrupting each conversation before anyone can restore order. Esma got Zoom bombered and entered the staff discussion through an argument about biscuits. Zoom bombinged adj. Sufficiently drunk to send a large, disruptive contingent of yourself into every discussion. Reshell went Zoom bombinged and gave the quiet supper table an unexpected public audience. Zoom fatigued adj. Of a drinker: exhausted by virtual meetings, and now requiring a brief conference with the sofa. Souad was Zoom fatigued and declined the party in favour of a silent cushion. Zoom raided adj. Of a drinker who has staged an unwanted invasion of the video call, chiefly to announce that the cat is present. Latissia became Zoom raided and interrupted the family call to display an empty glass. Zoom raidered adj. A drinker who has joined a video call as an intruder, bringing no agenda beyond saying hello repeatedly. Polet was Zoom raidered and disrupted the conference by waving at every thumbnail. Zoom raidinged adj. A drinker so far gone that an unwanted invasion of the video call appears a reasonable social arrangement. Simon became Zoom raidinged and recruited the entire kitchen into a meeting about crisps. Zoom towned adj. Drunk on the strength of remote-workers' company, and expecting the pub to accommodate a population increase. Jesmine got Zoom towned and treated the quiet village bar as a newly founded metropolis. Zoom-bombered adj. Still drunk, and turning every orderly meeting into an unwanted, conspicuous intrusion. Vannie remained Zoom-bombered, appearing beside the speakers whenever silence seemed possible. Zoom-bombinged adj. Having drunk enough to turn a private discussion into an unwanted invasion by a noisy crowd. Meladie got Zoom-bombinged and brought several imaginary hecklers into the family call. Zoom-raidinged adj. The state of being drunk and treating a video conference as territory to be entered without invitation. Tashe became Zoom-raidinged and joined the work call to announce that the dog was trustworthy. Zoombombed adj. Drunk by the third round, and intruding upon the gathering in numbers better suited to a crowd. Shyvonne arrived Zoombombed, bringing six opinions into a conversation meant for two. Zoombombered adj. Too drunk to wait for an invitation, and inclined to enter every conversation already in progress. Zakhai became Zoombombered and joined the book club despite having read none of the book.