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ZDDP'd adj. A drinker so far gone that coordination has acquired an acronym and no practical benefit. Brinlie was ZDDP'd, reciting initials while missing the first stair. ZDV'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has inhibited replication of the evening but not its consequences. Sherryl got ZDV'd and insisted the party had been contained, despite the photographs. ZE'd adj. Drunk on the strength of excess gastrin, excess acid and a firm conviction that the stomach has joined the discussion. Kienna became ZE'd and blamed her eloquence on the duodenum. ZEC'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and certifying the evening without producing any emissions worth reporting. Jeselle left ZEC'd, silently certified for the walk home. ZELL'd adj. Of a drinker: launched from the pub at zero length, before the engines of reason have fired. Deangela was ZELL'd from the bar before anyone found her coat. ZES'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and producing enough internal acid to make a peptic ulcer seem administratively plausible. Nevyn was ZES'd and regarded the bar snacks as a medical consultation. ZEV'd adj. Still drunk, and travelling home without emitting a coherent word or other useful pollutant. Djene remained ZEV'd through the taxi ride, producing neither speech nor exhaust. ZEZ'd adj. Drunk beyond emissions, and therefore unsuitable for entry into the cleanest parts of town. Royan was ZEZ'd and left a perfectly ordinary trail of conversation behind him. ZF'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and proceeding without any optional assumptions about the morning. Kinden was ZF'd, treating breakfast as an axiom rather than a choice. ZFC'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and accepting every available option before discovering none was particularly wise. Lenalee was ZFC'd, choosing the taxi, the kebab and the unnecessary final drink. ZHR'd adj. Drunk in a way that makes one estimate a meteor shower from a single, unreliable observation. Kesslyn was ZHR'd, recording twelve falling stars between the bar and lavatory. ZIFT'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to transfer a fertilised idea into the wrong tube and await developments. Oliver-james went ZIFT'd and planted the notion of karaoke in a conversation about council tax. ZIP Coded adj. Having drunk enough to assign every room a numerical destination and forget the numbers immediately. Telesia was ZIP Coded and announced that the sofa belonged to district nine. ZIP coded adj. Having drunk more than the post can reasonably accommodate, with destinations required for everything. Kmaya became ZIP coded and addressed each leftover container before stacking them in the fridge. ZIP'd adj. Having drunk enough to assign the pub a five-digit code and forget which town it is in. Jerison got ZIP'd and gave the taxi driver a postcode assembled from the beer mat. ZIPP'd adj. Drunk to the point where every small package of conversation is pinned in place before anyone can move on. Bartholomew got ZIPP'd and held Julice to one technical point for the remainder of the evening.