zafirlukasted
zaided

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zafirlukasted (/zəˈfɪɹ.lʊˌkæstd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of breathless confidence, yet unable to coordinate the breathing with the walking. zafranied adj. Drunk by closing time, and saffron-bright in speech, complexion and confidence on the stairs.
zafued adj. Still drunk, and seeking a round cushion wherever balance, meditation or gravity permits. zafuleptined adj. Too drunk to market the evening as a success, or to reach the stairs without assistance. zagaied adj. A drinker who regards a narrow branch as a suitable spear and the supper party as its campaign. zagamiited adj. Having drunk enough to acquire an unfamiliar internal structure, particularly when approaching a staircase. zagayed adj. A drinker so far gone that a broom handle appears to possess both martial purpose and ancestral significance. zagged (/zæɡd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to make a sharp turn whenever a straight line would have done. zaggered adj. Having drunk more than your sense of direction can absorb, and therefore making every turn sharply. zagotzernoed adj. You have drunk enough to require the careful storage and processing of every remaining grain of thought. zaguaned adj. You are drunk and treating every passageway as an architectural complex requiring a cautious entrance. zaherited adj. Of a drinker: unable to distinguish the apparent meaning of a sentence from its more complicated interior. zahired adj. Of a drinker who has lost the external meaning of directions while preserving an impressive air of interpretation. zaibatsued (/zaɪˈbætsuːd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has consolidated all remaining judgement under one controlling family, usually the legs. zaidaed adj. Emboldened by drink to offer ancestral advice to people who had merely asked for the bill.
zaided adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of an elderly relative crossing a room while everyone waits politely.