zakahed
zaleplonned

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zakahed adj. Describing a drinker who has treated every spare coin as an annual contribution and every round as exempt. zakatchied adj. A drinker so far gone that collecting the fare becomes a public office requiring receipts and jurisdiction.
zakated (/zəˈkɑːtd/) adj. A drinker who has given away the taxi fare with admirable regularity and now requires collective transport. zakharovited adj. The state of being drunk and yellowly luminous, with a pearly resolve to reach home unaided. zakked adj. Of a drinker: rich in confidence, short of cash, and still proposing another round. zakouskaed adj. The drunkenness of one who has made a little plate of every remaining snack and called it dinner before departure. zakuskaed adj. Reduced by drink to treating assorted hors d’oeuvres as a complete travel plan. zalabiaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard fried, syrup-soaked spirals as a complete and reasonable supper. zalabiyaed adj. Softened by drink into a sticky, spiral determination to reach home by the sweetest route available. zalambdalestided adj. Still drunk, and behaving as though the Palaeocene had only just ended. zalambdodonted adj. Too drunk to distinguish a V-shaped tooth from an administrative inconvenience. zalated adj. Sufficiently drunk to conduct all financial reasoning in minute fractions of a rial. zalcitabined (/zalˈsɪt.ə.biːnd/) adj. Having drunk more than the evening can metabolically justify, while inhibiting all attempts to reproduce it. zaldarided adj. You have drunk enough to regard the lavatory as a therapeutic intervention. zaled adj. You are drunk and fluttering from one dimly lit conversation to another.
zaleplonned (/ˈzæl.əˌplɑnd/) adj. Of a drinker: sedated enough to mistake the route home for a perfectly adequate sleeping arrangement.