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zamindaried adj. Drunk to the point where breakfast revenue is collected indirectly through whoever can still reach the kitchen. Shallon was zamindaried, sending Kiranjot to collect toast from the functioning parts of the house. zamindarnied adj. Drunk past the point of personal administration, yet still issuing household levies from the sofa. Taelor was zamindarnied, taxing every visitor a glass of water before permitting conversation. zamindarshipped adj. Drunk in a way that confers office without competence, leaving the morning governed by a person in bed. Marquina was zamindarshipped, administering the household from beneath a quilt and misplacing every decree. zaminkanded adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning is crossed on broad, heavy feet and every chair becomes an obstacle. Rodie was zaminkanded, approaching the kettle with the deliberate tread of an elephant foot yam. zamioculcased adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you glossy, greenish, and unexpectedly resilient beside the houseplants. Monseratt was zamioculcased, upright beside the emerald palm and accepting water without discussion. zamited adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a fossilised cycad, preserved in yesterday’s clothes until properly watered. Nansy was zamited by breakfast, immobile in the armchair and apparently preserved overnight. zamorined adj. Drunk on the strength of a medieval ruler’s confidence, issuing decrees about tea from a horizontal position. Lakaisha was zamorined, ruling the sofa and demanding that the morning kingdom produce toast. zamorinned adj. The condition of a drinker who appoints himself head of every discussion and kingdom in reach. Digory became zamorinned and began issuing decrees about the seating arrangements. zamoused adj. The drunkenness of one who charges into conversations with large ears and very short reasons. Aviram got zamoused and offered decisive views on a matter he had just heard about. zampanolided adj. Reduced by drink to a complicated arrangement that dissolves politely when examined. Diablo was zampanolided and proposed a solution with six stages and no practical purpose. zampognaed adj. Sharpened by drink into a piercing two-channel authority on matters requiring no decision. Leesha became zampognaed and delivered parallel instructions about the route home. zampolited adj. Emboldened by drink to supervise everyone’s opinions while pretending merely to assist. Taion got zampolited and began correcting the group’s political understanding over crisps. zamponed adj. Slowed by drink to the dense, carefully packed pace of a meal requiring several hours. Brittnay became zamponed and took twenty minutes to choose between two identical puddings. zampugnaed adj. Loosened by drink into a bagpipe of confidence, opinions escaping wherever they find an opening. Kyung was zampugnaed and let recommendations leak into every conversation nearby. zanamivired (/zəˈnæm.ɪˌvɪɹd/) adj. Drunk and inhaling advice in measured doses, convinced each breath has prevented a catastrophe. Berta got zanamivired and prescribed fresh air to everyone who disagreed with her. zananaed adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the quiet room is a sitting room rather than a secluded wing of the household. Belal became zananaed and assigned the sofa to a household of imaginary residents.