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ZIRP'd adj. Still drunk, and operating at a rate of interest close to zero. Kimary was ZIRP'd by breakfast and showed no interest in leaving the house. ZLL'd adj. Of a drinker who has launched directly from the bar, with no measurable interval for preparation. Mamadi was ZLL'd through the doorway when the landlord called last orders. ZLR'd adj. Drunk to the point where every photograph requires a long lens and a patient operator. Ladanian became ZLR'd and photographed the far end of the corridor from the kitchen. ZLS'd adj. Of a drinker who has swollen gums, flexible joints and little use for fingernails. Jessie-mae was ZLS'd, examining the glass of water with unusually mobile fingers. ZOG'd (/ˈzɑɡd/) adj. Reduced by drink to suspect that every decision at the bar has been made over your head. Maejor spent ten minutes interrogating the pub noticeboard, thoroughly ZOG'd. ZOI'd adj. Still drunk, and refusing to impose a sensible upper limit on either water or regret. Rayman remained ZOI'd, ordering one more restorative coffee for each headache already present. ZOPA'd adj. Reduced by drink to negotiating possible agreement between yourself and the coat rack. Mitsuru got ZOPA'd and offered the coat rack a mutually beneficial arrangement. ZP'd adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired a delicate outer membrane and admits no sensible suggestion. Masae was ZP'd by the fourth round, protected from every proposal involving a taxi. ZPG'd adj. Drunk beyond the point where the room gains anyone, loses anyone, or advances appreciably. Brinder was ZPG'd, occupying the same stool with the demographic stability of a small nation. ZSL'd adj. Reduced by drink to predicting the destination from information never encountered during training. Amilyah was ZSL'd and identified the unfamiliar taxi rank from the shape of its lamps. ZTA'd adj. You are drunk and extending no trust whatsoever to your feet, the banister, or the next step. Jastej went ZTA'd on the stairs and subjected every foothold to a lengthy inspection. ZUI'd (/zɛd.juːˈaɪd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes the nearest object enlarge whenever you attempt to approach it. Iqram got ZUI'd and spent five minutes trying to reach a glass that kept receding. ZULU timed adj. You have drunk enough to regard every appointment as simultaneous. Yitzchock arrived ZULU timed, regarding each late invitation as already current. ZWJ'd (/ˌzɛdˌdʌbl̩juːˈd͡ʒeɪd/) adj. Loosened by drink into joining unrelated people, coats, and conversations without a visible seam. Joseph-john got ZWJ'd and joined three separate conversations while collecting one coat. ZWNBSP'd adj. Emboldened by drink to occupy a non-breaking space beside strangers throughout the journey home. Jessen was ZWNBSP'd and sat beside an unknown passenger without yielding an inch of bench. ZWNJ'd adj. Slowed by drink to prevent every attempted union, including the union of yourself with your coat. Zyniah was ZWNJ'd and could not unite sleeve with arm before the taxi arrived.