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zapotaed adj. Having drunk enough to acquire a fuzzy exterior and an unearned conviction of inner sweetness. Fayetta was zapotaed, fuzzy in manner and certain that every disagreement concealed affection. zapoted adj. You have drunk enough to become soft in judgement and positively tropical in your expectations. Dexx was zapoted and expected the late-night kebab to possess medicinal properties. zapoterinned adj. Drunk to a degree that your evening acquires five rings, three bridges and no obvious route home. Shamauri became zapoterinned and mapped the pub's toilets as though they were a chemical structure. zapotillaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and as stationary as a tree while the final taxis depart. Zenetta was zapotillaed by closing time and remained beside the pub's umbrella stand. zapotinned adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming pleasantly bitter, green-edged and difficult to get rid of. Ascher was zapotinned after supper, lingering by the bar with a distinctly green opinion. zapped (/zæpd/) adj. Still drunk, and making the sudden noise of an appliance being switched on without warning. Chrystyan went zapped when the kettle clicked, then asked Rythm whether the sofa had heard it. zappeed adj. Drunk on the strength of being repeatedly jolted into action by whatever the room happens to suggest. Keyon'dre went zappeed and changed seats whenever the fruit machine made a noise. zappered (/ˈzæp.ə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and selecting the conversation with the solemnity of someone searching for a lost channel. Vasthi stood zappered by the bar, clicking through old arguments until one seemed worth keeping. zappinessed adj. Drunk by the third round, and fizzing with the brisk confidence of a pub sign in fresh paint. Olisaemeka grew zappinessed and proposed a darts league before finding the darts. zappinged (/ˈzæpɪŋd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and being abruptly transported from one topic, seat or plan to another. Vincie was zappinged, appearing beside the fruit machine after beginning the evening at the snug. zappozapped adj. Still drunk, and carrying the compact, alarming certainty of an object best left on the wall. Shelonda remained zappozapped, guarding the bar mat as though it were valuable equipment. zaprinasted adj. Too drunk to inhibit anything, particularly the enzyme-like urge to begin another round. Jamariya was zaprinasted and ordered drinks for a table that had already gone home. zaprorided adj. Sufficiently drunk to swim through the pub, nose first, towards an indistinct promise of shelter. Addaley went zaprorided and followed the smell of vinegar towards the kitchen hatch. zaptiahed adj. Having drunk more than a constable would recommend, and now enforcing order upon the optics. Zim went zaptiahed and confiscated a coaster from a perfectly innocent table. zaptied adj. Drunk beyond the stage at which unequal contributions seem administratively possible. Xiao was zaptied and proposed a single tax for the entire table. zaptiehed adj. You have drunk enough to police the pub's manners, volume and ownership of the bar towel. Kaetlyn got zaptiehed and warned the jukebox about its conduct.