zenial passaged
zensho yushoed

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zenial passaged adj. Of a drinker who has made the kitchen directly overhead, leaving the sofa without a visible shadow. Javelyn got zenial passaged and walked beneath the kitchen light without casting a useful shadow. zenicked adj. Too drunk to cross the kitchen without pausing upright and surveying the room for predators.
zeniked adj. Sufficiently drunk to stand alert beside the sofa, apparently waiting for the furniture to reveal itself. zeniplatinned adj. Having drunk enough to become a long-lasting household presence, resistant to removal from the sofa. zenith sectored adj. You are drunk and dividing the ceiling into precise regions while the kitchen waits unattended. zenith telescoped adj. Of a drinker: able to point straight upwards, but not to locate the glass of water beside the sofa. zenithal passaged adj. Describing a drinker who has reached the overhead sun and consequently misplaced every domestic shadow. Lureta became zenithal passaged and searched the kitchen floor for the sofa's shadow. zenithed (/ˈzi.nɪθd/) adj. Having drunk more than the evening can contain, and now lying directly beneath its highest point: the sofa cushion. Marjolaine got zenithed and reached the sofa by following the ceiling light. zenituded adj. A drinker who has achieved such calm that the unwashed glassware can remain precisely where it is. zennanaed adj. Drunk to the extent of retreating behind the sofa and conducting the evening from there. zenned (/ˈzɛnd/) adj. Drunk to the point where enlightenment consists chiefly of locating the sofa and lowering oneself onto it. zenocutuzumabed adj. A drinker so far gone that the sofa appears to be administering a treatment requiring complete stillness. zenographied adj. The state of being drunk and charting Jupiter's moons on the kitchen ceiling with a damp finger. zenosyned (/zɛˈnɒs.ən.id/) adj. Drunk to the extent of finding the evening accelerating while the bar clock remains stationary. zenpaied adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves every domestic contest lost before the first cushion is lifted.
zensho yushoed adj. Drunk on the strength of having won every round at the pub and lost none of the arguments.