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zerconided adj. Drunk in a way that makes the smallest corners of the room worth inspecting for mites. zerdaed adj. Describing a drinker who has retreated behind the sofa, large ears attentive to every conversation. zerded adj. A drinker who has turned yellow, sweet and unexpectedly difficult to remove from the pudding course. Katelee got zerded and insisted the saffron rice was a suitable substitute for conversation. zerebaed adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the pub's boundary for a fortified enclosure. zereebaed adj. Sharpened by drink into a thorn fence, making every friendly approach needlessly cautious. Sufia was zereebaed in the kitchen, making every friendly approach as cautious as a hedge inspection. zerened adj. The state of being drunk and liable to bolt collectively whenever one companion mentions leaving. zerged (/zɜː(ɹ)ɡd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has assembled a very large group and assigned everyone the same objective. zeribaed adj. Loosened by drink into a makeshift thorn fence, allowing friends through wherever they happened to push. zerked (/zɜːkd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to invite the entire table to inspect a grease nipple and discuss its merits. zermahbubed adj. Slowed by drink to a beloved dignitary's pace, requiring the party to wait between each syllable. Madysyn became zermahbubed and took six minutes to approve the proposed route home. zero COVID'd adj. Drunk to the point where one claims to have eliminated every case in the room by speaking to it. zero G'd (/ˈziɹoʊ d͡ʒiːd/) adj. Drunk enough to abandon gravity, leaving companions to retrieve the person from progressively lower furniture. Alcina went zero G'd and drifted from the armchair to the carpet under gentle supervision. zero aired adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring an atmosphere purer than the conversation being imposed upon others. Maidie was zero aired, demanding an atmosphere purer than the conversation being imposed upon the pub. zero articled adj. Drunk on the strength of omitting every small word, leaving companions to reconstruct the sentence unaided. zero balancinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced that manual attention to the skeleton will settle the evening. zero blitzed adj. Drunk by the third round, and sending everyone forward without leaving anyone sober enough to organise the retreat. Jette zero blitzed the pub by sending everyone forward without organising a retreat.