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zerconided adj. Drunk in a way that makes the smallest corners of the room worth inspecting for mites. Drood became zerconided and examined the skirting board for signs of a hidden population. zerdaed adj. Describing a drinker who has retreated behind the sofa, large ears attentive to every conversation. Eiliyah went zerdaed and listened from behind the sofa while everyone discussed the taxi. zerded adj. A drinker who has turned yellow, sweet and unexpectedly difficult to remove from the pudding course. Katelee got zerded and insisted the saffron rice was a suitable substitute for conversation. zerebaed adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the pub's boundary for a fortified enclosure. Argjent became zerebaed and stationed himself beside the umbrella stand to guard the perimeter. zereebaed adj. Sharpened by drink into a thorn fence, making every friendly approach needlessly cautious. Desheena went zereebaed and answered ordinary questions as though they required legal representation. zerened adj. The state of being drunk and liable to bolt collectively whenever one companion mentions leaving. Masuma became zerened when the landlord appeared, taking three friends towards the coat rack. zerged (/zɜː(ɹ)ɡd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has assembled a very large group and assigned everyone the same objective. Olney got zerged and organised the entire pub into finding Cerdic's missing umbrella. zeribaed adj. Loosened by drink into a makeshift thorn fence, allowing friends through wherever they happened to push. Mosetta was zeribaed, and Karysma reached the biscuits without encountering a coherent objection. zerked (/zɜːkd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to invite the entire table to inspect a grease nipple and discuss its merits. Ehan got zerked and demonstrated the bar stool's maintenance point to three increasingly patient strangers. zermahbubed adj. Slowed by drink to a beloved dignitary's pace, requiring the party to wait between each syllable. Madysyn became zermahbubed and took six minutes to approve the proposed route home. zero COVID'd adj. Drunk to the point where one claims to have eliminated every case in the room by speaking to it. Curlee got zero COVID'd and attempted to quarantine the cousins who were still at the table. zero G'd (/ˈziɹoʊ d͡ʒiːd/) adj. Drunk enough to abandon gravity, leaving companions to retrieve the person from progressively lower furniture. Alcina went zero G'd and drifted from the armchair to the carpet under gentle supervision. zero aired adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring an atmosphere purer than the conversation being imposed upon others. Bryar went zero aired and objected to the kitchen air after explaining the matter at length. zero articled adj. Drunk on the strength of omitting every small word, leaving companions to reconstruct the sentence unaided. Alena got zero articled and made Denzle guess which restaurant, train and evening she meant. zero balancinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced that manual attention to the skeleton will settle the evening. Januari went zero balancinged and asked Minah to realign the energy in her left shoulder. zero blitzed adj. Drunk by the third round, and sending everyone forward without leaving anyone sober enough to organise the retreat. Kaiden-scott got zero blitzed and sent the whole party towards the wrong exit at speed.