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Zagrebianed (/zɑˈɡɹɛbiənd/) adj. Having drunk enough to conduct the journey home as though navigating a capital city. Zahyir became Zagrebianed and requested directions to the station from the coat stand. Zahiried adj. You have drunk enough to treat the apparent meaning of every sentence as a solemn revelation. Harkaran got Zahiried and interpreted 'mind the step' as a personal theological instruction. Zahirismed adj. You are drunk and committed to the visible meaning of things, particularly the word 'free'. Yanky became Zahirismed and treated the free peanuts as a binding social contract. Zahiristed adj. Of a drinker: devoted to the obvious interpretation, unless the obvious interpretation involves going home. Ellet was Zahiristed and regarded 'last orders' as a philosophical suggestion. Zahirited adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the surface of the evening for its governing doctrine. Tikina was Zahirited and treated the pub's decorative crescent as a navigational instruction. Zahlioted adj. Describing a drinker who has turned a modest supper into a civic occasion involving several speeches. Antonieo became Zahlioted and proposed a toast to the kebab shop's continuing public service. Zaidied adj. A drinker who has acquired firm views on the correct route home, then chosen the longest one. Katon became Zaidied and defended his circuitous walk home as a matter of principle. Zaidited adj. Drunk to a degree that every acquaintance is treated as a claimant to your attention. Allita became Zaidited and distributed the conversation equally among strangers. Zainichied (/ˌzaɪˈniːtʃid/) adj. Drunk on the strength of an old grievance, which everyone else is required to remember. Lafondra became Zainichied and recruited Jazariya to a dispute neither had witnessed. Zaireaned (/zʌɪˈɪəɹ.ɪ.ənd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and requiring the company to supervise an entirely ordinary departure. Jaquasia was Zaireaned, so Shron accompanied her the short distance to the taxi. Zaireanizationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and renaming every familiar place before the others could leave. Catheline became Zaireanizationed and gave the cloakroom a new name for Reese. Zairianed adj. Drunk by the third round, and making the remaining guests negotiate every practical decision. Feben was Zairianed, leaving Rivera to determine the bill and the route home. Zairianizationed adj. Still drunk, and conducting a wholesale reorganisation of the room's names and arrangements. Nylea was Zairianizationed, renaming the tables while Sharree found the coats. Zairizationed adj. Too drunk to leave anything familiar under its original name, including people known for years. Amiyrah got Zairizationed and renamed Johneice before attempting the journey home. Zakynthioted adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat one ordinary introduction as a local office requiring ceremonial procedure. Sherrin became Zakynthioted and received Abdulraheem as though welcoming him to court. Zalgoed adj. Having drunk enough to make every message to the group look corrupted and faintly threatening. Laresa went Zalgoed and sent Ezrae a paragraph decorated beyond recognition.