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zero gravitied adj. Drunk to the extent of apparent weightlessness, particularly when standing up. zero growthed adj. Drunk since last orders, and showing no further development whatsoever. zero houred adj. Drunk by the third round, and already treating the next signal as historical. zero idealed adj. Drunk by closing time, and containing only one remaining element: zero. zero lined adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake the nearest queue for the very front of events. zero locused adj. Having drunk enough to gather every remaining thought at the point where it vanishes. Zayaan was zero locused and concentrated entirely on the empty space beside the glass. zero lower bounded adj. Having drunk more than the nominal rate could sensibly accommodate, with enthusiasm near zero. zero matrixed adj. You have drunk enough to reduce every response to zero. zero meridianed adj. You are drunk and conducting all directions through one fixed line. zero mile markered adj. Drunk past the point of knowing whether the stairs represent departure or arrival. zero moded adj. Drunk beyond the point where movement has any appreciable effect on the outcome. zero morphed adj. Drunk, with the result that each sentence changes shape before reaching the listener. zero morphemed adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the intended ending of every word inaudible. zero morphismed adj. Drunk to the extent of addressing everyone identically, whether friend, stranger, or coat stand. zero objected adj. Drunk on the strength of being equally willing to approach and retreat from any staircase. zero perioded adj. Drunk since last orders, and arriving at the stairs before remembering why they were there.