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zetametried adj. Sharpened by drink into measuring the morning headache at the boundary where movement becomes regrettable. zetapotentialed adj. The condition of a drinker who has crossed the boundary between a settled bed and the mobile morning. zetaproteobacteriumed adj. Loosened by drink into a small, wandering morning-after organism seeking dampness, shade and uncomplicated nutrients. zeteticismed adj. Slowed by drink to examining the morning after as a paranormal investigation, one doubtful question at a time. zeteticked (/zəˈtɛt.ɪkd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to investigate every explanation for the morning headache, including supernatural ones. zethrened adj. Drunk and folded into two overlapping layers of regret, each aromatic and difficult to prise apart. zetidolined adj. Drunk to the point where the morning's emotional disturbances have been chemically quietened, but not explained. zetta-ampered adj. Having drunk more than any sensible unit of measurement was designed to accommodate. zettaampered adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary measurement, with the morning-after energy output requiring twenty-one zeroes. zettabited adj. Drunk in a way that stores the entire evening as an immeasurable quantity of tiny, contradictory recollections. zettabyted (/ˈzɛtəbaɪtd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning-after account occupies more memory than the household possesses. zettafloped adj. Drunk to a degree that reduces a normally capable person to one floating-point operation per second. zettagramed adj. Drunk to the extent of carrying a sextillion grams of morning-after heaviness into the kitchen. Tytiauna was zettagramed, moving towards breakfast with the apparent mass of a small celestial body. zettahertzed adj. Drunk on the strength of a headache oscillating at a frequency no ordinary ear can tolerate. zettai ryouikied adj. Drunk since last orders, and fixated on the exposed strip between clothing and the morning's practical limits. Faheemah was zettai ryouikied, staring solemnly at the gap above her socks while searching for breakfast. zettametered adj. Drunk by the third round, and measuring the distance from the pub to bed in impossibly large units. Sareena was zettametered, describing the short walk home as an astronomical journey of unusual duration.