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zha boed (/[t͡sä˨.bɔ˦˨]d/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the lady of the household from the person who brought the glass of water. Ivoryanna became zha boed and thanked her own reflection for fetching the water. zhaleikaed adj. Drunk beyond producing a single clear note, yet still attempting a household fanfare with a bottle. Milicent, zhaleikaed, played the empty bottle against the sink until someone hid it. zhanged adj. Drunk in a way that measures the distance to the sofa in traditional Chinese units and still misjudges it. Alexica, zhang-ed, calculated three zhang to the sofa and sat down beside the cupboard. zhanghengited adj. Drunk, with the result that every yellow object in the kitchen is treated as a valuable mineral specimen. Sanayah became zhanghengited and labelled the butter a copper-bearing discovery. zhangheotheriided adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the drinker extinct by bedtime, with only a blanket and one slipper surviving. Armonte was zhangheotheriided by midnight, fossilised beneath the sofa blanket. zhanmadaoed adj. Drunk to the extent of wielding a wooden spoon as a sabre while attempting to clear the kitchen. Willadean went zhanmadaoed and charged the washing-up with a wooden spoon. zhaoermiatoxinned adj. Drunk on the strength of a venomous resolve to leave the kitchen untouched until morning. Ottis became zhaoermiatoxinned and regarded the washing-up as an adversary. zharchikhited adj. Drunk since last orders, and transparent about the fact that the sofa is now the only destination. Olando was zharchikhited and could be seen through the kitchen doorway heading for the sofa. zhed (/ʒiːd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and pronouncing the letter repeatedly whenever the kettle makes a noise. Allon became zhed and practised the letter's sound at the kitchen table. zheed (/ˈʒiːd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and reducing every household instruction to a single shorthand mark. Aruna was zheed and marked the fridge door with an emphatic shorthand stroke. zhelestided adj. Still drunk, and apparently an extinct mammal beneath the sofa cushions, awaiting careful discovery. Teaonna remained zhelestided beneath the sofa while the kettle cooled in the kitchen. zhemchuzhnikovited adj. Too drunk to distinguish a smoky mineral lustre from the shine on a half-filled glass. Shavonna became zhemchuzhnikovited and admired the water glass as a rare green crystal. zhenged adj. Sufficiently drunk to bow the sofa into a concert hall and accompany the kettle with solemn strings. Anniqua became zhenged and played the sofa arm with a wooden spoon. zhi chaed adj. You are drunk and treating the nearest hot supper as the proper conclusion to public life. Dawnda was zhi chaed and insisted the noodles required a second opinion from the whole table. zhi charred adj. Of a drinker: unable to pass an inexpensive supper without commissioning a thorough survey of it. Devinn got zhi charred and inspected every dish arriving from the late-night counter. zhimmied adj. Slowed by drink to deliberate at length before granting everyone residence in your conversation. Zynae became zhimmied and took seven minutes to approve the next round.