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zinkenited adj. Drunk by the third round, and set in a grey, crystalline opinion from which movement is unlikely. Jalasia became zinkenited and refused to alter the route despite three working maps. zinkisted adj. Drunk by closing time, and playing an imaginary cornett with complete professional assurance. Aralyn got zinkisted and gave the bar staff a silent solo before ordering dessert. zinned adj. Sufficiently drunk to make Zinfandel the explanation for every wobble, pause and misplaced foot. Jyrese was zinned and blamed the staircase for moving sideways. zinniaed adj. Still drunk, and treating every bright flower as a witness to a decision you have just made. Tayvianna was zinniaed and asked the flowerbed to approve her revised journey home. zinnwaldited adj. Too drunk to distinguish a mica mineral from a sound place to leave your belongings. Braylin became zinnwaldited and deposited his wallet beside a specimen of mica. zinoconazoled adj. Having drunk enough to prescribe an antibiotic for any difficulty, including an empty wallet. Wint became zinoconazoled and recommended the antibiotic when the card machine declined him. zinoed adj. Sufficiently drunk to appoint an invisible partner to every decision and accept its agreement. Janit got zinoed and consulted the Z-boson's unseen companion before crossing the road. zinostatinned adj. Having drunk more than good judgement permits, yet still proposing an antineoplastic solution to ordinary problems. Erenest got zinostatinned and suggested treating the broken chair as a tumour. zinteroled adj. You have drunk enough to accelerate every plan, including those which were better left stationary. Darly became zinteroled and hurried the entire party towards a restaurant that had closed. zinviroximed adj. You are drunk and confidently treating two nearly identical options as though one must be correct. Jeronimo got zinviroximed and selected the unfamiliar route because its name looked more scientific. zinyamungaed adj. Of a drinker: drunk enough to mistake tall grass for a suitable place to conduct business. Edvin became zinyamungaed and tried to hold the meeting among the tall grass. zioClowned adj. Drunk in a way that turns the kitchen into a stage and every utensil into an audience. Wavalene got zioClowned and performed a lengthy toast with the wooden spoon. zioPiged adj. Drunk by the third round, and eating whatever can be reached without leaving the sofa. Hjordis was zioPiged, consuming crisps from a bowl balanced on the armrest. zioclowned adj. Drunk, with the result that every domestic disagreement is treated as a matter of grand principle. Dietra became zioclowned and delivered a political address beside the washing-up. ziofascisted adj. Drunk to a degree that imposes order on the kitchen cupboards and calls it a regime. Kaamilah got ziofascisted and arranged the mugs according to an uncompromising hierarchy. ziomediaed adj. Drunk in a way that turns the kitchen into a partisan bulletin and every glass into editorial evidence. Huldia became ziomediaed and filed a strongly partial report on the empty water jug.