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zinkenited adj. Drunk by the third round, and set in a grey, crystalline opinion from which movement is unlikely. zinkisted adj. Drunk by closing time, and playing an imaginary cornett with complete professional assurance. Aralyn got zinkisted and gave the bar staff a silent solo before ordering dessert. zinned adj. Sufficiently drunk to make Zinfandel the explanation for every wobble, pause and misplaced foot. zinniaed adj. Still drunk, and treating every bright flower as a witness to a decision you have just made. zinnwaldited adj. Too drunk to distinguish a mica mineral from a sound place to leave your belongings. Braylin became zinnwaldited and deposited his wallet beside a specimen of mica. zinoconazoled adj. Having drunk enough to prescribe an antibiotic for any difficulty, including an empty wallet. Wint became zinoconazoled and recommended the antibiotic when the card machine declined him. zinoed adj. Sufficiently drunk to appoint an invisible partner to every decision and accept its agreement. Tonilyn zinoed the coat-check decision, consulting an invisible partner before accepting agreement. zinostatinned adj. Having drunk more than good judgement permits, yet still proposing an antineoplastic solution to ordinary problems. zinteroled adj. You have drunk enough to accelerate every plan, including those which were better left stationary. zinviroximed adj. You are drunk and confidently treating two nearly identical options as though one must be correct. Jeronimo got zinviroximed and selected the unfamiliar route because its name looked more scientific. zinyamungaed adj. Of a drinker: drunk enough to mistake tall grass for a suitable place to conduct business. zioClowned adj. Drunk in a way that turns the kitchen into a stage and every utensil into an audience. zioPiged adj. Drunk by the third round, and eating whatever can be reached without leaving the sofa. zioclowned adj. Drunk, with the result that every domestic disagreement is treated as a matter of grand principle. Dietra became zioclowned and delivered a political address beside the washing-up. ziofascisted adj. Drunk to a degree that imposes order on the kitchen cupboards and calls it a regime. ziomediaed adj. Drunk in a way that turns the kitchen into a partisan bulletin and every glass into editorial evidence.