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zioned adj. Drunk to the extent of treating one small mark on the shopping list as a complete word. Nateisha was zioned and spent ten minutes identifying a letter on the fridge. zionisted adj. Drunk by the third round, and determined that one particular sofa cushion constitutes a homeland. Amandarose became zionisted and defended the left-hand cushion from an approaching blanket. ziopiged adj. Drunk by closing time, and regarding the kitchen as a late-night feeding station. Clemente became ziopiged and reheated three unrelated portions in one saucepan. zioturded adj. Drunk and making a small, persistent obstruction of yourself near the bar. Jasik stood zioturded in the doorway, allowing neither glasses nor opinions through. zip bombed adj. Too drunk to open a cupboard without producing an unreasonable quantity of domestic consequences. Laurne was zip bombed and emptied the entire tea cupboard while looking for biscuits. zip coded (/ˈzɪp koʊdd/) adj. You have drunk enough to give the kitchen, sofa, and glass of water separate postal identities. Mikael was zip coded and tried to send the kettle a postcard from the sitting room. zip cuffsed adj. Of a drinker who has fastened himself to the sofa with disposable domestic restraints. Unyque was zip cuffsed, held to the sofa by a loop of charging cable. zip fastenered adj. A drinker who closes every bag, coat, and kitchen drawer, then cannot find the means of opening them. Saxon was zip fastenered and sealed the biscuit bag before asking where it had gone. zip filed adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening is compressed into one archive, mostly consisting of crumbs. Tyarra was zip filed, unable to distinguish the kitchen from the events preceding it. zip gunned adj. The state of being drunk and firing improvised household missiles from the sofa. Emelin was zip gunned, launching rolled socks towards the kitchen doorway. zip lined adj. The condition of a drinker who travels downhill through the pub, gathering speed and losing discretion. Arriane was zip lined from the snug to the front step before anyone found her coat. zip linered adj. Softened by drink into someone who regards the beer garden as a perfectly reasonable flying route. Raynen was zip linered and asked whether the pub roof had a landing platform. zip of deathed adj. The condition of a drinker who expands one small domestic task into an exhausting operation. Maialen was zip of deathed after agreeing to put one glass in the sink. zip tied adj. The drunkenness of one who has secured the remote, the blanket, and himself in one arrangement. Dailon was zip tied, with the remote fastened beneath a cushion beside him. zip wired adj. Still drunk, and travelling from one end of the snug to the other by the quickest available route. Kayreen went zip wired across the beer garden and landed beside the crisps. zip-cooned adj. Of a drinker: making a sudden, narrow retreat from the kitchen to the safest available sofa. Stephan went zip-cooned after opening the fridge and finding it unexpectedly bright.