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zioned adj. Drunk to the extent of treating one small mark on the shopping list as a complete word. zionisted adj. Drunk by the third round, and determined that one particular sofa cushion constitutes a homeland. ziopiged adj. Drunk by closing time, and regarding the kitchen as a late-night feeding station. zioturded adj. Drunk and making a small, persistent obstruction of yourself near the bar. zip bombed adj. Too drunk to open a cupboard without producing an unreasonable quantity of domestic consequences. zip coded (/ˈzɪp koʊdd/) adj. You have drunk enough to give the kitchen, sofa, and glass of water separate postal identities. zip cuffsed adj. Of a drinker who has fastened himself to the sofa with disposable domestic restraints. zip fastenered adj. A drinker who closes every bag, coat, and kitchen drawer, then cannot find the means of opening them. zip filed adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening is compressed into one archive, mostly consisting of crumbs. zip gunned adj. The state of being drunk and firing improvised household missiles from the sofa. zip lined adj. The condition of a drinker who travels downhill through the pub, gathering speed and losing discretion. zip linered adj. Softened by drink into someone who regards the beer garden as a perfectly reasonable flying route. zip of deathed adj. The condition of a drinker who expands one small domestic task into an exhausting operation. zip tied adj. The drunkenness of one who has secured the remote, the blanket, and himself in one arrangement. zip wired adj. Still drunk, and travelling from one end of the snug to the other by the quickest available route. zip-cooned adj. Of a drinker: making a sudden, narrow retreat from the kitchen to the safest available sofa.