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ziphisternumed adj. The state of being drunk and treating the bottom of one's chest as a useful point of balance. ziphodonted adj. A drinker who approaches each pork scratching with a neat, pointed bite.
ziphosuchianed adj. A drinker so far gone that the low stools appear to be the natural habitat of the evening. ziplessnessed adj. The state of being drunk and finding every complication removable by ordering another round. ziplined (/ˈzɪpˌlaɪnd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a passenger on an invisible cable, descending towards the nearest upholstered seat. ziplinered adj. Loosened by drink into a participant in aerial travel whenever the pub presents a suitable incline. ziplininged adj. Emboldened by drink to attempt suspended travel using fixtures intended only for hanging coats. Shanquel went ziplininged across the lounge on a length of bunting after the second round. ziplocked adj. Drunk to a degree that keeps you firmly attached to the person who bought the last round. zipolaed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where nothing at all seems worth fetching from the bar. zipped (/zɪpd/) adj. Still drunk, and making a high, brief noise whenever the teaspoon meets the mug. zippeited adj. Drunk to the point where the complexion has turned mineral-yellow and the pub lights seem chemically significant. zipper laned adj. You are drunk and proceeding ceremonially against the traffic, through a corridor of cones. zipper machined adj. Of a drinker: moving heavily through the gathering, rearranging its divisions without apparent authority. zipper merged adj. Of a drinker who has advanced on both fronts and now insists that every turn be alternating. zipper sexed adj. Describing a drinker who has achieved intimacy without the administrative inconvenience of undressing. Jaderius zipper sexed in the taxi queue, avoiding the considerable paperwork of removing a coat.
zipper spidered adj. A drinker who has arranged the conversation in a handsome web and is now waiting motionless at its centre.
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