zizithed
zoanthropied

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zizithed adj. Slowed by drink to a fringe-like sway, each movement arriving in a separate, knotted interval. zizzed (/zɪzd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn any sofa, folded coat, or patch of carpet into an authorised sleep.
zlatogorited adj. Of a drinker: quietly metallic, pale, and composed of several incompatible elements. zlotied (/zlɒtid/) adj. Of a drinker who has divided the bill into a hundred small concerns. zmijovkaed (/ˈzmiːɒfkəd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has put on a woollen cap and developed a central point. znucalited adj. A drinker who glows faintly, contains several metals, and should probably go home. zoaeaed (/zoʊˈi.əd/) adj. Drunk past the point of walking properly, with spines, small limbs, and a preference for sideways progress. zoamylinned adj. Drunk to a degree that the body becomes soft, amorphous and poorly organised in its movements. zoanoned adj. Drunk to the extent of carrying a private alkaloid in every unsteady step. Gracie-rose descended zoanoned, each footfall chemically persuasive but mechanically doubtful. zoantharianed adj. Drunk on the strength of several small living parts, each attempting to steer the whole body. zoanthideaned adj. Drunk by closing time, and distributed across the furniture rather than reliably supported by the legs. Adaysha was zoanthideaned over two chairs, her balance shared between them. zoanthided adj. Drunk since last orders, and attached to the banister with reef-like determination. zoanthinarianed adj. Still drunk, and moving with the united purpose of several soft-bodied creatures rather than one person. zoanthodemed adj. Too drunk to coordinate the separate members of the body into anything resembling a single animal. zoanthroped adj. Sufficiently drunk to walk as though the body belonged to an animal of uncertain species.
zoanthropied adj. Having drunk enough to believe, briefly and sincerely, that the stairs require animal locomotion.