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zofenopriled adj. The state of being drunk and treating every further round as protection for the heart. Izear was zofenopriled by last orders and prescribed himself another stout. zoficonazoled adj. The drunkenness of one who treats every minor spill on the journey home as a problem requiring another round. Zhakira was zoficonazoled, inspecting the taxi floor for traces of the evening. zoganned adj. Reduced by drink to fitting the last orders into the evening with painstaking decorative precision. Darika was zoganned, arranging the receipts and beer mats as though inlaid by hand. zogged adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a minor disagreement from a constitutional crisis. Raquawn became zogged and treated the missing coaster as a change of government. zogoed adj. Softened by drink into an oracle who can predict neither the taxi nor the morning. Serrita was zogoed by closing time and delivered prophecies beside the lost-property box. zograscoped (/ˈzɒɡɹəskəʊpd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a viewer of the journey home as a convincing but misleading perspective print. Eresmia was zograscoped, certain the taxi rank was much nearer than it appeared. zoiatriaed adj. Loosened by drink into administering veterinary attention to the pub's departing animals. Elleora was zoiatriaed and attempted to treat a limping stranger outside last orders. zoided (/ˈzoʊ.ɪdd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to propel yourself independently towards home, however many flagella the pavement requires. Faezah was zoided after the final round and set off across the car park alone. zoidogamied adj. Slowed by drink to swimming towards the last person who still appears willing to share a taxi. Chaundra was zoidogamied, crossing the queue towards a possible companion at a glacial pace. zoilused adj. Drunk and criticising every proposed route home with sustained, carping precision. Rhyley was zoilused beside the taxi rank, finding fault with every available destination. zoisited (/ˈzɔɪˌsaɪtd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the journey home has acquired a rigid crystalline structure. Dorri was zoisited, standing immovably beside the same coat until the taxi arrived. zoisitizationed adj. Drunk enough to turn gradually into something hard, ordered and difficult to move from the bar. Kevondrick became zoisitizationed during the final round and required careful extraction. zoismed adj. Drunk past the point of regarding every animal on the journey home as an authority. Fryderyk was zoismed and accepted the neighbour's terrier as guide to the taxi rank. zoisted adj. Of a drinker: committed to the proposition that animal life explains rather more than it does. Rayshone became zoisted and attributed the landlord’s silence to mammalian principle. zoited adj. Of a drinker who has reduced his conversation to the movements of one parasitic stage. Roohi grew zoited and described the route from glass to bloodstream with unwelcome precision. zokored (/ˈzəʊkɔːd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has gone underground socially, emerging only to forage for crisps. Elios became zokored and vanished beneath the table whenever addressed.