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zollpfunded adj. Drunk beyond the capacity to distinguish a half-kilo from a historical German fiscal measure. Shikina was zollpfunded and weighed the evening in obsolete customs units. zolmitriptanned adj. Drunk, with the result that every minor discomfort presents itself as an acute neurological episode. Shanele became zolmitriptanned and treated the disco lights as a migraine emergency. zoloperoned adj. Drunk to a degree that anxiety has been replaced by a pharmacological blankness. Briane was zoloperoned, with anxiety replaced by a pharmacological blankness. zolotinked adj. Drunk on the strength of a minuscule imperial unit, which is nevertheless proving excessive. zolotniked adj. Drunk since last orders, and now calibrated in obsolete Russian units rather than sensible quantities. zolpidemed (/ˈzoʊl.pɪˌdɛmd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who falls asleep promptly, but wakes before dawn unable to account for the glass beside the bed. Melaya was zolpidemed before midnight, then awake at dawn beside an unexplained glass of water. zom-commed adj. Reduced by drink to laughing at the kitchen bin, then fearing it has developed a tragic backstory. zombed (/ˈzɒm(b)d/) adj. Softened by drink into a person who reaches morning intact but cannot yet negotiate the duvet. zombi appled adj. Sharpened by drink into a morning-after sourness that makes even harmless fruit seem personally culpable. Masae was zombi appled, regarding the breakfast apple with the suspicion of a hostile witness. zombie apocalypsed adj. Emboldened by drink to treat the morning's missing socks and empty cupboards as evidence that society has collapsed. zombie banked adj. Slowed by drink to preserve every stale conversation and unpaid obligation, with government-level assistance from the sofa. zombie bankered adj. Drunk and calculating which remaining resources might sustain another cup of tea without repaying yesterday's debts. zombie boxed adj. Drunk to the point where the television continues broadcasting, though the viewer has ceased to participate in reality. zombie businessed adj. Drunk enough to remain operational on paper, provided nobody asks for the principal or a coherent account of last night. zombie carred adj. Drunk past the point of being discontinued, continuing to accrue small domestic responsibilities despite having no useful mileage. zombie celled adj. Drunk beyond the point of sensible recovery, avoiding the final collapse while spreading senescence through every conversation. Caydan was zombie celled, awake enough to delay breakfast and tired enough to ruin the room's general mood.