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zanclided adj. Drunk enough to balance on every available surface while regarding the room with bright suspicion. zanclodontided adj. Drunk past the point of extinction, continuing to defend a decision nobody remembers making. Brizeida was zanclodontided and maintained that the closed restaurant was still expecting them. zandered (/ˈzæn.də(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk beyond the point where a quiet stream, a taxi queue, and a canal seem interchangeable. zandmoled adj. Drunk in a way that burrows steadily towards a destination of its own invention. zandolied adj. Drunk, with the result that every tree offers a convincing route and every branch a handrail. zandungaed adj. Drunk to a degree that an ordinary disagreement becomes a waltz, complete with reluctant partners. zanellaed adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the person neatly woven into whatever decision the group has made. zanfiricoed adj. Drunk to the extent of arranging increasingly intricate plans inside other, equally impractical plans. zang-fued (/ˈzæŋ ˈfud/) adj. Drunk on the strength of pairing every impulse with its supposed opposite and calling the balance wisdom. zangboited adj. Drunk since last orders, and greyly certain that a brittle plan will withstand inspection. zanidatamabed adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every doubtful proposition as something requiring only a stronger binding agent. zanied (/ˈzeɪnid/) adj. Drunk to the extent of imitating the principal fool, including his exit towards the kitchen. zaninessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and mistaking increasingly unusual decisions for evidence of originality. zanjaed (/ˈzɑn.həd/) adj. Still drunk, and directing the evening’s remaining intentions through a narrow channel of personal certainty. zanjed adj. Too drunk to distinguish guiding the evening from merely allowing it to run downhill. Danelia was zanjed and sent the group towards the wrong platform with calm authority. zanjeroed adj. Sufficiently drunk to appoint himself responsible for everyone’s supply of water while ordering another round.