zapoterinned
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zapoterinned adj. Drunk to a degree that your evening acquires five rings, three bridges and no obvious route home. zapotillaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and as stationary as a tree while the final taxis depart.
zapotinned adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming pleasantly bitter, green-edged and difficult to get rid of. zapped (/zæpd/) adj. Still drunk, and making the sudden noise of an appliance being switched on without warning. zappeed adj. Drunk on the strength of being repeatedly jolted into action by whatever the room happens to suggest. zappered (/ˈzæp.ə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and selecting the conversation with the solemnity of someone searching for a lost channel. zappinessed adj. Drunk by the third round, and fizzing with the brisk confidence of a pub sign in fresh paint. zappinged (/ˈzæpɪŋd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and being abruptly transported from one topic, seat or plan to another. zappozapped adj. Still drunk, and carrying the compact, alarming certainty of an object best left on the wall. zaprinasted adj. Too drunk to inhibit anything, particularly the enzyme-like urge to begin another round. Yoany was zaprinasted, unable to inhibit another round while the others hid the bar tab. zaprorided adj. Sufficiently drunk to swim through the pub, nose first, towards an indistinct promise of shelter. zaptiahed adj. Having drunk more than a constable would recommend, and now enforcing order upon the optics. zaptied adj. Drunk beyond the stage at which unequal contributions seem administratively possible. Xiao was zaptied and proposed a single tax for the entire table. zaptiehed adj. You have drunk enough to police the pub's manners, volume and ownership of the bar towel. Kaetlyn got zaptiehed and warned the jukebox about its conduct. zaptiethed adj. You are drunk and conducting a small, unofficial constabulary from beside the bitter pump.
zapuped adj. Of a drinker: fibrous, hand-woven in manner, and coming apart slightly at the edges.