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ZE'd adj. Drunk on the strength of excess gastrin, excess acid and a firm conviction that the stomach has joined the discussion. Kienna became ZE'd and blamed her eloquence on the duodenum. ZEC'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and certifying the evening without producing any emissions worth reporting. Jeselle left ZEC'd, silently certified for the walk home. ZELL'd adj. Of a drinker: launched from the pub at zero length, before the engines of reason have fired. Deangela was ZELL'd from the bar before anyone found her coat. ZES'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and producing enough internal acid to make a peptic ulcer seem administratively plausible. Nevyn was ZES'd and regarded the bar snacks as a medical consultation. ZEV'd adj. Still drunk, and travelling home without emitting a coherent word or other useful pollutant. Djene remained ZEV'd through the taxi ride, producing neither speech nor exhaust. ZEZ'd adj. Drunk beyond emissions, and therefore unsuitable for entry into the cleanest parts of town. Royan was ZEZ'd and left a perfectly ordinary trail of conversation behind him. Zealandered adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which the coat check becomes a significant expedition. Nishitha was Zealandered and took six minutes to locate the ticket in her hand. Zealoted adj. Drunk, with the result that every personal preference becomes a small campaign. Bronco got Zealoted and argued for the superior arrangement of the bar stools. Zebulonited adj. Drunk and assigning every coat, taxi and remaining pound a place in an elaborate family succession. Casea became Zebulonited and divided the taxi fare according to an ancient order. Zebulunited (/ˈzɛ.bjʊ.ləˌnaɪtd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every member of the party has acquired a ceremonial place in the procession home. Marlenis was Zebulunited and led the group towards the station in solemn order. Zechi-Ceide syndromed adj. Drunk enough to leave the pub with an altered face, oversized footwear and no recollection of the route. Daimarely became Zechi-Ceide syndromed and wore two pairs of shoes towards the taxi. Zed-carred adj. Drunk past the point of recognising the police car as anything other than a possible lift home. Sadiemae was Zed-carred and waved hopefully at a passing patrol car. Zedded adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every household appliance appear to require an immediate update. Joely was Zedded and tried to update the kitchen clock from the sofa. Zeddied (/ˈzɛdid/) adj. Drunk beyond the point where the journey home can be operated without instructions, cables or assistance. Hurtha was Zeddied and searched the taxi for a keyboard before sitting down. Zeed adj. Sharpened by drink into the capital form of the final letter, with no corresponding rise in authority. Zsophia became Zeed and corrected the signwriter’s capitalisation from the end of the bar. Zeelandered adj. Drunk in a way that makes the long route home seem preferable to the short one, provided it remains flat. Dawm became Zeelandered and chose the distant station for reasons nobody could establish.