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zenocutuzumabed adj. A drinker so far gone that the sofa appears to be administering a treatment requiring complete stillness. zenographied adj. The state of being drunk and charting Jupiter's moons on the kitchen ceiling with a damp finger. zenosyned (/zɛˈnɒs.ən.id/) adj. Drunk to the extent of finding the evening accelerating while the bar clock remains stationary. zenpaied adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves every domestic contest lost before the first cushion is lifted. zensho yushoed adj. Drunk on the strength of having won every round at the pub and lost none of the arguments. zentaied adj. Drunk since last orders, and wrapped so tightly in the evening that even the arms have disappeared. Kaiyonna was zentaied, wrapped so completely in the evening that only the receipt remained visible. zenzenited adj. Drunk by the third round, and heavy with leaden certainty whenever anyone suggests going home. zenzizenzicked adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced that every modest quantity has been raised to the fourth power. zenzizenzizenzicked adj. Still drunk, and dealing in eighth powers when a simple count of pints would have sufficed. zenzizenzizenzizenziked adj. Too drunk to count the rounds without raising each number to the sixteenth power. zeocinned adj. Sufficiently drunk to kill conversation across a broad spectrum, while remaining oddly effective at ordering crisps. zeolited adj. Having drunk enough to become porous, absorbing every rumour and releasing water whenever heated. zeolitited adj. Having drunk more than the bar's absorbent capacity, and now chiefly composed of porous certainty. Savannahjo was zeolitited by midnight, holding three conversations in the same porous frame of mind. zeolitizationed adj. You have drunk enough to undergo gradual conversion into something porous, thirsty and difficult to separate from the bar. Krishon became zeolitizationed over the course of the session and absorbed every spare coaster. zeomycinned adj. You are drunk and treating every exchange as an infection requiring a broad-spectrum response. zeoned adj. Of a drinker: adding warm water to every glass, as though presiding over a small Byzantine service. Aymara got zeoned and solemnly topped each half with hot water from the tea urn.