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zeppelinned adj. A drinker who has become an enormous, gently drifting problem for ground staff. zeppelins in a clouded adj. Of a drinker: lofty in intention, sausage-shaped in progress, and ultimately concerned with mashed potato. Elease went zeppelins in a clouded and delivered an imperial toast before requesting extra gravy. zeppolaed (/ˈtsɛpələd/) adj. Of a drinker who has attained fried grandeur, and now requires powdered sugar and a chair. zepto-ampered adj. Describing a drinker who has accumulated almost no current, yet continues to conduct the conversation. Annon was zepto-ampered, possessing almost no current but conducting the conversation regardless. zepto-jouled adj. The condition of a drinker who has almost no energy left, except for opening another packet of crisps. zeptobarned adj. A drinker who has been reduced to an immeasurably small surface, principally the seat they occupy. Jenese was zeptobarned after the third round, presenting scarcely more surface than one bar stool. zeptogramed adj. A drinker so far gone that even their remaining mass would struggle to trouble a set of scales. zeptogrammed adj. The state of being drunk and reduced, in practical terms, to a negligible quantity of person. zeptojouled adj. The drunkenness of one who has converted an almost undetectable quantity of energy into a loud opinion. Vieva was zeptojouled, expending negligible force to deliver a surprisingly extensive judgement on the curtains. zeptolitered adj. Reduced by drink to a volume scarcely exceeding a droplet, though still requesting a refill. zeptolitred adj. Softened by drink into a quantity almost too small to pour, and settled beneath the table. Branyah was zeptolitred, yielding gently to gravity beside the discarded napkins. zeptometered adj. Sharpened by drink into an almost impossibly fine point, directed at the nearest breadstick. zeptometred adj. Loosened by drink into a distance too small to measure, chiefly between the chair and the floor. zeptomoled (/ˈzɛptəʊˌməʊld/) adj. Emboldened by drink to address roughly six hundred molecules as though they constituted a public meeting. zeptoseconded adj. Slowed by drink to an interval so brief that waiting for the kettle becomes an historical period. zequalsed (/ˈziːkwəlzd/) adj. Drunk and reducing every matter to one significant figure followed by zeroes, including the bill.