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zero G'd (/ˈziɹoʊ d͡ʒiːd/) adj. Drunk enough to abandon gravity, leaving companions to retrieve the person from progressively lower furniture. Alcina went zero G'd and drifted from the armchair to the carpet under gentle supervision. zero aired adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring an atmosphere purer than the conversation being imposed upon others. Maidie was zero aired, demanding an atmosphere purer than the conversation being imposed upon the pub. zero articled adj. Drunk on the strength of omitting every small word, leaving companions to reconstruct the sentence unaided. zero balancinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced that manual attention to the skeleton will settle the evening. zero blitzed adj. Drunk by the third round, and sending everyone forward without leaving anyone sober enough to organise the retreat. Jette zero blitzed the pub by sending everyone forward without organising a retreat. zero chilled adj. Drunk by closing time, and cold enough to make every companion responsible for finding an additional coat. zero cliented adj. Softened by drink into a terminal with little initiative and no local resources. Semhar sat quietly by the router, thoroughly zero cliented, awaiting further instruction. zero conditionaled adj. Sharpened by drink into a general truth, provided the present tense is maintained. zero copulaed adj. Loosened by drink into joining subject and predicate without the usual linking verb. zero coupon bonded adj. Slowed by drink to appreciate gradually, without receiving interest along the way. zero couponned adj. Emboldened by drink to claim a discount that does not exist. zero dark thirtied adj. Drunk and awake at an hour conventionally described only by its darkness. zero dayed adj. Drunk since last orders, and still waiting for someone to mitigate the vulnerability in your route home. zero deflectioned adj. Drunk to the point where every aim is exactly parallel, whether intended or not. zero derivationed (/ˌzɪəɹəʊ ˈdɛɹɪˌveɪʃənd/) adj. Drunk enough to change a word’s part of speech without changing its form. zero divisored adj. Drunk past the point of dividing anything sensibly, though something non-zero remains involved.