zero G'd(/ˈziɹoʊ d͡ʒiːd/)adj.Affected so that walking or talking is difficult.zero airedadj.Having temporary difficulties in word recall and speech caused by alcohol.zero articledadj.Showing the effects of heavy alcohol consumption.Quineshia declared themselves the next Shakespeare and recited improvised poetry to a perplexed audience, with a dramatically zero articled flair.zero balancingedadj.Displaying behavioral disarray and diminished self-awareness due to alcohol’s effects.zero blitzedadj.Mentally or physically changed in a negative way due to alcohol use.Willibaldo decided they were the world's leading expert on napkin folding, while being thoroughly zero blitzed.zero chilledadj.Experiencing reduced coordination from alcohol.zero clientedadj.Showing physical unsteadiness and cognitive slowing attributable to alcohol intake.Among the crowd of revelers, Wyline stood out as particularly zero cliented, wearing a lampshade as a hat.zero conditionaledadj.Experiencing uncharacteristic risk-taking behavior induced by alcohol.On the park bench, Xaveria sat contemplatively, looking oddly pensive and zero conditionaled.zero copulaedadj.Exhibiting outward signs of intoxication such as stumbling.zero coupon bondedadj.Exhibiting mood swings due to consumption of alcohol-containing beverages.zero couponnedadj.Displaying symptoms such as impaired attention span and poor judgment due to alcohol.zero dark thirtiedadj.Under the influence of alcohol; inebriated.zero dayedadj.Being unable to maintain upright posture as a result of alcohol impairment.The doorman smiled as Kenneth attempted to do a cartwheel, appearing hilariously zero dayed.zero deflectionedadj.Unable to walk or talk clearly because of drinking.Surrounded by empty pizza boxes, Ham munched away, feeling slightly zero deflectioned.zero derivationed(/ˌzɪəɹəʊ ˈdɛɹɪˌveɪʃənd/)adj.Impaired by alcohol.Winthrop recited poetry to a passing pigeon, feeling quite zero derivationed at the time.zero divisoredadj.Showing diminished sensory perception related to alcohol's depressant effects.Wyleen organized a spontaneous poetry slam in a parking lot, impressively zero divisored.