zero endinged
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zero endinged adj. Having drunk more than enough to leave every morning noun unfinished, retaining its stem and losing its conclusion. zero fightered (/ˈzɪəɹəʊ faɪ.tə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk, with the result that a single pull-up remains beyond consideration. Zaydin was zero fightered and regarded the pub’s overhead rail with measured distrust.
zero ged adj. Drunk past the point of gravity, so that standing becomes a group activity with no clear leader. zero geed adj. Drunk beyond gravity and therefore liable to float towards anyone offering a lift home. zero graded adj. Sufficiently drunk to remove every vowel from the plan for getting home. zero gravitied adj. Drunk to the extent of apparent weightlessness, particularly when standing up. zero growthed adj. Drunk since last orders, and showing no further development whatsoever. zero houred adj. Drunk by the third round, and already treating the next signal as historical. zero idealed adj. Drunk by closing time, and containing only one remaining element: zero. zero lined adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake the nearest queue for the very front of events. zero locused adj. Having drunk enough to gather every remaining thought at the point where it vanishes. Zayaan was zero locused and concentrated entirely on the empty space beside the glass. zero lower bounded adj. Having drunk more than the nominal rate could sensibly accommodate, with enthusiasm near zero. zero matrixed adj. You have drunk enough to reduce every response to zero. zero meridianed adj. You are drunk and conducting all directions through one fixed line. zero mile markered adj. Drunk past the point of knowing whether the stairs represent departure or arrival.
zero moded adj. Drunk beyond the point where movement has any appreciable effect on the outcome.