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zero morphed adj. Drunk, with the result that each sentence changes shape before reaching the listener. zero morphemed adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the intended ending of every word inaudible. zero morphismed adj. Drunk to the extent of addressing everyone identically, whether friend, stranger, or coat stand. zero objected adj. Drunk on the strength of being equally willing to approach and retreat from any staircase. zero perioded adj. Drunk since last orders, and arriving at the stairs before remembering why they were there. zero pointed adj. Drunk by the third round, and occupying the exact centre of every attempt to pass. Gamari was zero pointed by the third round, blocking every route to the bar. zero population growthed adj. Drunk by closing time, and maintaining the same number of people in the conversation despite continual departures. zero prefixed adj. Still drunk, and adding an unnecessary pause before every number, instruction, and step. zero stationed adj. Too drunk to advance or retreat once the feet have reached the level of the pelvis. zero suffixed adj. Sufficiently drunk to finish every sentence without the ending being perceptible. zero tensored adj. Having drunk enough to move every limb independently, but none of them usefully. zero toleranced adj. Having drunk more than the balance system can permit, with no allowance for minor deviations. zero vectored adj. Of a drinker: stationary in every direction, despite plainly intending to go somewhere. zero-G'd adj. Drunk in a way that removes all apparent weight from the person tasked with getting everyone home. zero-based budgeted adj. Describing a drinker who justifies each fresh expenditure without consulting the previous round. zero-clicked adj. A drinker so far gone that every stumble takes effect without any conscious decision.