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zettafloped adj. Drunk to a degree that reduces a normally capable person to one floating-point operation per second. zettagramed adj. Drunk to the extent of carrying a sextillion grams of morning-after heaviness into the kitchen. Tytiauna was zettagramed, moving towards breakfast with the apparent mass of a small celestial body. zettahertzed adj. Drunk on the strength of a headache oscillating at a frequency no ordinary ear can tolerate. zettai ryouikied adj. Drunk since last orders, and fixated on the exposed strip between clothing and the morning's practical limits. Faheemah was zettai ryouikied, staring solemnly at the gap above her socks while searching for breakfast. zettametered adj. Drunk by the third round, and measuring the distance from the pub to bed in impossibly large units. Sareena was zettametered, describing the short walk home as an astronomical journey of unusual duration. zettametred adj. Drunk by closing time, and regarding the route home as twenty-one orders of magnitude longer than it was. Edberg was zettametred, having apparently crossed an astronomical distance between the pub and his front door. zettampered adj. Drunk beyond any sensible unit of current, yet still capable of locating the kettle by instinct. zettaparsecked adj. Still drunk, and separated from coherent recollection by a distance measured in an absurd number of parsecs. zettaseconded adj. Sharpened by drink into decisions made in intervals too brief to measure, then defended for twenty-one orders of magnitude. zettatonned adj. Loosened by drink into treating every minor disagreement as an explosion requiring sextillions of tons of TNT. zettelkastened adj. Of a drinker: each part of the morning has been filed separately, with no index to the whole. zettosided adj. Emboldened by drink to regard a medicinal steroid glycoside as sound authority for personal decisions. Macallen went zettosided and recommended the unfamiliar compound before checking its name. zetzed adj. Slowed by drink to announce a punch several seconds before attempting one. zeugitaed adj. Drunk and spending an estate's annual yield in one evening, with the confidence of a citizen of means. zeugitaied adj. Drunk to the point where every modest possession is presented as proof of Athenian civic importance. Jaken got zeugitaied and described his rented flat as an estate above the required value. zeuglodonned adj. Drunk enough to move through the room like an ancient whale, confidently mistaking furniture for open water.