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zeuglodonted adj. Drunk past the point of recognising that extinct whales are a poor model for navigating a modern pub. zeuglodontoided adj. Drunk beyond classification, yet still offering a confident account of which extinct whale best resembles you. zeugmaed (/ˈzjuːɡ.məd/) adj. Drunk in a way that applies one confident verb to two plans, only one of which can sensibly bear it. zeugmatogramed adj. Drunk, with the result that each decision appears as an image whose meaning depends on the wrong subject. zeugmatographied adj. Drunk to a degree that turns every private certainty into a scan, with the conclusions announced aloud. zeugopoded adj. Drunk to the extent of making the lower leg or forearm responsible for decisions belonging to the whole person. zeugopodiumed adj. Drunk on the strength of two useful limb segments, and consequently convinced that balance is administrative. zeuhled adj. Drunk since last orders, and delivering asemic lyrics with the authority of a progressive-rock frontman. zeunerited adj. Drunk by the third round, and confidently crystalline about the chemistry of whatever is in the glass. Jatiana got zeunerited and identified the drink by crystal structure rather than taste. zeusaphoned adj. Drunk by closing time, and singing through the room with the volume and electrical dignity of a Tesla coil. zeusophobiaed adj. Still drunk, and taking every thunderous interruption as evidence that Zeus has noticed your earlier decision. zeuxited adj. Too drunk to distinguish green tourmaline from an excellent reason to spend money on another round. zevatronned adj. Sufficiently drunk to accelerate every plan to extreme energy, without locating a destination. zeved habated adj. Having drunk enough to name everyone in the room, including those who have not been born. zeybeked adj. Having drunk more than the rhythm permits, yet continuing a Turkish folk dance in unwavering nine-four time. zeyded adj. Drunk on the strength of inherited authority, and using it to reorganise everyone else's evening.