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ZHR'd adj. Drunk in a way that makes one estimate a meteor shower from a single, unreliable observation. Kesslyn was ZHR'd, recording twelve falling stars between the bar and lavatory. Zhangcha ducked adj. Describing a drinker who wakes smoked through, fragrant with yesterday, and unwilling to discuss preparation. Jaidev arrived Zhangcha ducked, carrying the faintest suggestion of smoke into the kitchen. Zhangzhounesed adj. A drinker who has become a crowd of conflicting recollections by the morning after. Makaley was Zhangzhounesed, offering three accounts of the taxi and endorsing all of them. Zhdanovismed adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning's cultural policy permits only one approved interpretation of the headache. Elsie-rae woke Zhdanovismed and rejected every explanation except the official one. Zhdanovisted adj. The state of being drunk and enforcing a single approved account of an otherwise confused evening. Hydiyah was Zhdanovisted, insisting the missing umbrella had followed an approved line of development. Zhegalkin polynomialed adj. The condition of a drinker who reduces the morning to combinations of yes, no and an occasional exclusive alternative. Indira was Zhegalkin polynomialed, answering breakfast questions with precise but incompatible alternatives. Zhmudded adj. Reduced by drink to a quiet, regional-looking fog and a firm attachment to the nearest chair. Sylias woke Zhmudded, wrapped in a blanket and unable to improve the situation. Zhoued (/d͡ʒəʊd/) adj. Softened by drink into an ancient, indistinct recollection of having once intended to go home. Taiwan woke Zhoued, its plans for the evening reduced to something several centuries old. Zhuanged (/d͡ʒwɑŋd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who can identify every flaw in the morning, but cannot mend one. Leighton-james woke Zhuanged and delivered exact criticism of the kettle's performance. Zhuyin alphabeted adj. Loosened by drink into a collection of small signs, each apparently meaningful and none readily pronounceable. Wayneisha woke Zhuyin alphabeted, leaving tiny notes whose sounds resisted every attempt at reading. zha boed (/[t͡sä˨.bɔ˦˨]d/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the lady of the household from the person who brought the glass of water. zhaleikaed adj. Drunk beyond producing a single clear note, yet still attempting a household fanfare with a bottle. zhanged adj. Drunk in a way that measures the distance to the sofa in traditional Chinese units and still misjudges it. Alexica, zhang-ed, calculated three zhang to the sofa and sat down beside the cupboard. zhanghengited adj. Drunk, with the result that every yellow object in the kitchen is treated as a valuable mineral specimen. zhangheotheriided adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the drinker extinct by bedtime, with only a blanket and one slipper surviving. zhanmadaoed adj. Drunk to the extent of wielding a wooden spoon as a sabre while attempting to clear the kitchen.