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ZIFT'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to transfer a fertilised idea into the wrong tube and await developments. Oliver-james went ZIFT'd and planted the notion of karaoke in a conversation about council tax. ZIP Coded adj. Having drunk enough to assign every room a numerical destination and forget the numbers immediately. Telesia was ZIP Coded and announced that the sofa belonged to district nine.
ZIP coded adj. Having drunk more than the post can reasonably accommodate, with destinations required for everything. Kmaya became ZIP coded and addressed each leftover container before stacking them in the fridge. ZIP'd adj. Having drunk enough to assign the pub a five-digit code and forget which town it is in. Jerison got ZIP'd and gave the taxi driver a postcode assembled from the beer mat. ZIPP'd adj. Drunk to the point where every small package of conversation is pinned in place before anyone can move on. Bartholomew got ZIPP'd and held Julice to one technical point for the remainder of the evening. ZIRP'd adj. Still drunk, and operating at a rate of interest close to zero. Kimary was ZIRP'd by breakfast and showed no interest in leaving the house. ZiG'd (/ˈzɪɡd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a currency expert, with immediate opinions on the value of everything nearby. Sanne got ZiG'd and appraised the bar stools before agreeing to another round. Ziaed adj. Too drunk to treat every ray on the wall as a personal instruction. Jontasia became Ziaed and moved the lampshade to improve the sun's position. Zidonianed adj. Reduced by drink to treating the local pub as a port whose importance is self-evident. Yenisel became Zidonianed and announced that every arrival at the bar required formal acknowledgment. Ziegler catalysted adj. Sufficiently drunk to polymerise a casual suggestion into an unbreakable plan. Kristalyn got Ziegler catalysted and turned a passing idea into tomorrow's full itinerary. Ziegler's water ratted adj. Having drunk enough to scurry uphill through conversation, certain the terrain is favourable. Litzzy went Ziegler's water ratted and led everyone towards a hill she called a shortcut. Ziegler-Natta catalysted adj. Having drunk more than the room can accommodate, and catalysing every loose remark into a chain reaction. Saphia became Ziegler-Natta catalysted and connected one harmless toast to four fresh disputes. Ziehl-Neelsen stained adj. You have drunk enough to identify every dark mark as evidence of something serious. Markieta got Ziehl-Neelsen stained and examined the tea towel for signs of infection. Zieve's syndromed adj. You are drunk and treating the consequences of the evening as a separate medical speciality. Johnas was Zieve's syndromed and offered a metabolic explanation for losing his keys. Ziganned adj. A drinker so far gone that every tune becomes an occasion for theatrical wandering between tables. Eleasa was Ziganned by closing time, carrying her half-finished lager like a travelling musician.
Ziguaed adj. Of a drinker: confidently assigning every stranger a role in an elaborate plan. Tayvia became Ziguaed and appointed the quiet man by the door as expedition leader.
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