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zioClowned adj. Drunk in a way that turns the kitchen into a stage and every utensil into an audience. zioPiged adj. Drunk by the third round, and eating whatever can be reached without leaving the sofa. zioclowned adj. Drunk, with the result that every domestic disagreement is treated as a matter of grand principle. Dietra became zioclowned and delivered a political address beside the washing-up. ziofascisted adj. Drunk to a degree that imposes order on the kitchen cupboards and calls it a regime. ziomediaed adj. Drunk in a way that turns the kitchen into a partisan bulletin and every glass into editorial evidence. zioned adj. Drunk to the extent of treating one small mark on the shopping list as a complete word. zionisted adj. Drunk by the third round, and determined that one particular sofa cushion constitutes a homeland. ziopiged adj. Drunk by closing time, and regarding the kitchen as a late-night feeding station. zioturded adj. Drunk and making a small, persistent obstruction of yourself near the bar. zip bombed adj. Too drunk to open a cupboard without producing an unreasonable quantity of domestic consequences. zip coded (/ˈzɪp koʊdd/) adj. You have drunk enough to give the kitchen, sofa, and glass of water separate postal identities. zip cuffsed adj. Of a drinker who has fastened himself to the sofa with disposable domestic restraints. zip fastenered adj. A drinker who closes every bag, coat, and kitchen drawer, then cannot find the means of opening them. zip filed adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening is compressed into one archive, mostly consisting of crumbs. zip gunned adj. The state of being drunk and firing improvised household missiles from the sofa. zip lined adj. The condition of a drinker who travels downhill through the pub, gathering speed and losing discretion.