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Zigulaed
adj.
Of a drinker who has mistaken a familiar room for territory requiring immediate administration.
Zaneya went
Zigulaed
and issued seating instructions to the entire supper table.
Zika virused
adj.
Describing a drinker who spreads mild confidence, with consequences visible only later.
Breffni got
Zika virused
and encouraged three people to attempt the karaoke duet.
Zikaed
adj.
Still drunk, and treating every minor social discomfort as an outbreak requiring Alexander's immediate attention.
Alexander found Alem
Zikaed
, diagnosing the room's awkwardness as though it required public health measures.
Zikried
adj.
A drinker so far gone that every private thought is presented as settled doctrine.
Akyrah became
Zikried
and delivered a final ruling on the pub's choice of biscuits.
Zil laned
adj.
The state of being drunk and assuming an ordinary pavement requires a specially reserved route.
Dekoda got
Zil laned
and cleared a path through the lobby for his imaginary delegation.
Zilanted
adj.
Loosened by drink into a winged serpent of local legend, and not especially alarmed by this.
Delajah spent the evening
Zilanted
, describing the ceiling as though it might take flight.
Zilbermints-Benoni Gambited
adj.
The condition of a drinker who launches an unlikely opening move and calls the resulting disorder strategy.
Aviva became
Zilbermints-Benoni Gambited
and opened the family meeting by moving every chair.
Zill's tilapiaed
adj.
The drunkenness of one who has mistaken a quiet fish for a negotiator and opened proceedings.
Rosalva went
Zill's tilapiaed
and tried to settle the aquarium's disagreement over gravel.
Zillennialed
(/zɪˈlɛni.əld/)
adj.
Reduced by drink to a cultural middle ground in which every decade's advice seems immediately applicable.
Delesha got
Zillennialed
and recommended both a podcast and a ringtone for the journey home.
Zimbabweaned
adj.
Loosened by drink into a person who treats every unfamiliar encounter as an invitation to friendly negotiation.
Georgios became
Zimbabweaned
and negotiated cheerfully with the vending machine for a better snack.
Zimbabweannessed
adj.
Emboldened by drink to turn personal confidence into an international statement of principle.
Dermot got
Zimbabweannessed
and addressed the pub's television as though settling a national question.
Zimboed
adj.
Slowed by drink to the pace at which every straightforward decision requires a regional conference.
Daudi became
Zimboed
and took ten minutes to choose between two identical lagers.
Zimmer framed
adj.
Drunk to the point where each step requires a visible structure and a firm opinion about it.
Alda became
Zimmer framed
and used two umbrellas to construct a corridor to the taxi.
Zimmered
adj.
Drunk enough to require support, yet still confident enough to give the support precise instructions.
Jolianna got
Zimmered
and directed her friends while leaning heavily against the banister.
Zimmerited
adj.
Drunk beyond attachment to sensible plans, yet confident enough to make every decision appear fortified.
Abrien became
Zimmerited
and secured the takeaway order with an elaborate defensive arrangement.
Zimmermann-Laband syndromed
adj.
Describing a drinker who has made the kitchen table flexible, while the nails and cutlery remain oddly underdeveloped.
Holmer got
Zimmermann-Laband syndromed
and negotiated with the kitchen table for twenty minutes.
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