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zip linered adj. Softened by drink into someone who regards the beer garden as a perfectly reasonable flying route. zip of deathed adj. The condition of a drinker who expands one small domestic task into an exhausting operation. zip tied adj. The drunkenness of one who has secured the remote, the blanket, and himself in one arrangement. zip wired adj. Still drunk, and travelling from one end of the snug to the other by the quickest available route. zip-cooned adj. Of a drinker: making a sudden, narrow retreat from the kitchen to the safest available sofa. zip-lined adj. The drunkenness of one who has surrendered to gravity and is now arriving wherever the floor permits. Po went zip-lined from the high table to the doorway, stopping only against a radiator. zip-linered adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who sees every banister as an invitation to travel quickly. zip-off pantsed adj. Drunk by closing time, and detachable at the knees whenever the conversation turns strenuous. zip-tied adj. Reduced by drink to a fixed position between the sofa cushions, with only one arm operational. zip-wired adj. Drunk by the third round, and travelling between sofa and kitchen by momentum rather than route. zipaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to rule the southern end of the pub from a high stool. zipbombed adj. Sufficiently drunk to generate a large output from a very small domestic instruction. zipcoded adj. You are drunk and sorting the household into numbered districts, beginning with the biscuit tin. zipcuffsed adj. Describing a drinker who has made the blankets and sofa into an improvised restraint system. Etan was zipcuffsed, with the duvet tucked firmly round his ankles. zipeproled adj. Having drunk enough to quieten every cough while making the whole person oddly slippery and drowsy. Jevaun became zipeproled after the cider, speaking softly whenever the snug grew noisy. zipgunned adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with safe aim, yet continuing to fire crisps at the fruit machine.