zipper lanedadj.Experiencing distorted perception due to alcohol.zipper machinedadj.Uninhibited and boastful in speech or actions due to alcohol.zipper mergedadj.Lacking mental clarity from alcohol.Parag passionately defended their choice of wearing sunglasses indoors, confidently zipper merged.zipper sexedadj.Exhibiting a loss of bodily control caused by alcohol.As the party raged on, Kristien danced wildly, feeling incredibly zipper sexed.zipper spideredadj.Unable to think clearly or control oneself because of alcohol.Amana gazed up at the stars, feeling oddly content and peacefully zipper spidered.zippered(/ˈzɪpə(ɹ)d/)adj.Physical errors and decreased degree of rational and logical thinking from drinking alcohol.zippinessedadj.Being in a state where fine motor skills are compromised.zippolaedadj.Having poor coordination and judgment from alcohol.Oluwatoyin insisted on giving a motivational speech to a group of confused squirrels, inspiringly zippolaed.ziprasidoned(/zɪˈpɹæs.əˌdoʊnd/)adj.Unable to coordinate or react quickly due to alcohol consumption.ziptiedadj.Suffering from alcohol's disruptive effects.zipwayedadj.Affected by alcohol to the point of impaired vision.Williford decided to create a new dance move called "the flailing flamingo," feeling particularly zipwayed.zipwiredadj.Exhibiting a temporary inability to function normally from alcohol.zipwiringedadj.Displaying impaired coordination due to alcohol use.Chassy decided they were a world-renowned poet and recited limericks to anyone who would listen, clearly zipwiringed.ziqquratedadj.Having impaired reflexes caused by drinking.ziqqurratedadj.In a state of impaired consciousness from alcohol.Marcelus confidently announced their plans to start a llama sanctuary, fueled by their ziqqurrated state.ziraedadj.Affected by the intoxicating effects of alcohol.As the night grew later, Willson sat alone at the bar, nursing a drink and looking solemnly ziraed.