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Zip drived adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary storage, with the evening's information kept in oversized, unreliable lumps. Draedon was Zip drived and could remember the round, but not who ordered it. Zip-A-Toned adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the room has acquired a pattern of dots and loud opinions. Christobel became Zip-A-Toned and described the pub wallpaper as printed weather. Zipfian distributioned adj. Drunk in a way that leaves one conversation dominant, with the rest occurring in steadily smaller fragments. Jolesha got Zipfian distributioned, giving most of the night to one story about a bus. Ziplocked adj. Drunk, with the result that your opinions and the nearest stranger have become difficult to separate. Aleksy was Ziplocked to a new acquaintance beside the pumps for half an hour. Zipped adj. Drunk to the point where the newest arrival at the bar claims seniority by volume alone. Daniza got Zipped and introduced herself to the regulars as if taking command. Zippoed adj. Drunk to the extent of producing a bright solution, briefly, and losing it before the next sip. Symaya was Zippoed and lit up at the thought of walking home via the canal. Zipser Germanned adj. Drunk since last orders, and preserving one perfectly respectable thought beneath the general collapse. Carmani was Zipser Germanned, still defending one sensible point near the toilets. Zipsered adj. Drunk on the strength of a single spark of conversation, now carried carefully through the pub. Alisha-rose was Zipsered and nursed one brilliant observation beside the fire. Ziraked adj. Drunk by the third round, and conducting the table with a confidence unsupported by the menu. Aria-hope became Ziraked and assigned everyone a role in ordering the next round. Zirianed adj. Drunk enough to descend the stairs sideways, preserving dignity at the expense of speed. Taeshawn was Zirianed and approached the staircase sideways, one hand on the wall. Zirianianed adj. Drunk past the point of trusting the feet, but not past the point of supervising them closely. Mikalia was Zirianianed, watching each foot land as though it belonged to someone else. Zirided adj. Drunk by closing time, and ruling the remaining stools with a fading but unmistakable authority. Lotis was Zirided, granting the last bar stool to whoever could answer a history question. zIIP'd adj. Drunk and processing the evening through an expensive auxiliary system nobody else can access. zi charred (/tsə ˈtʃɑd/) adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the late-night food counter for a final examination in practical judgement. ziameted adj. Describing a drinker who has granted the best chair permanent tenure and refuses all proposed transfers. Aybri got ziameted and treated the corner seat as an inherited estate. ziaraed adj. A drinker who makes a pilgrimage to the smoking shelter between every two pints.