zidometacinned
zigankaed

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zidometacinned adj. The state of being drunk and treating every minor stiffness as a national medical emergency. zidovudined (/zɪˈdɒv.jʊ.diːnd/) adj. Reduced by drink to repeating the evening backwards, while inhibiting no further invitations.
ziegaed adj. Softened by drink into curd, retaining the general shape of a person and little else. zieged adj. Sharpened by drink into a fishlike urgency, with the evening proceeding at an oblique angle. zieriaed adj. Loosened by drink into a branching shrub, with conversation spreading wherever it can find support. zierinned adj. Emboldened by drink to pronounce an obscure chemical distinction at considerable volume. Edas was zierinned and challenged the landlord over the positional identity of the house red. ziesited adj. Drunk since last orders, and displaying the brittle greenish conviction of a mineral left beside the sink. zietrisikited adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of mineral wax, particularly when asked to leave. ziffed adj. Drunk and wearing the remains of the evening upon the face as though naturally appointed. ziffiused adj. Drunk to the point where the sofa becomes a sea and the water glass a distant vessel. zifrosiloned adj. Drunk to the point where inhibition is converted into a household substance and poured freely. zig-zagged adj. Slowed by drink to taking the route between two people in alternating, increasingly unnecessary directions. Noeliz was zig-zagged between the sofa and the kettle, taking three unnecessary directions for each journey. zigabooed adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the speaker ceremonially grand, socially misplaced, and best addressed by taxi. zigadened adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a poisonous flower from a perfectly reasonable garnish. zigamorphed adj. Drunk in a way that turns every pause into a separator and every farewell into a terminator. Adebayo became zigamorphed, inserting a farewell between nearly every sentence.
zigankaed adj. Drunk, with the result that every attempt to stand becomes a lively dance in two-four time.