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ZOG'd (/ˈzɑɡd/) adj. Reduced by drink to suspect that every decision at the bar has been made over your head. Maejor spent ten minutes interrogating the pub noticeboard, thoroughly ZOG'd. ZOI'd adj. Still drunk, and refusing to impose a sensible upper limit on either water or regret. Rayman remained ZOI'd, ordering one more restorative coffee for each headache already present. ZOPA'd adj. Reduced by drink to negotiating possible agreement between yourself and the coat rack. Mitsuru got ZOPA'd and offered the coat rack a mutually beneficial arrangement. Zoarited adj. Sufficiently drunk to separate yourself from the conversation while remaining firmly within earshot. Keson became Zoarited and founded a breakaway discussion beside the fruit machine. Zocchihedronned adj. Having drunk enough to offer a hundred possible explanations, none of them useful at the bar. Raymer got Zocchihedronned and supplied a different reason for missing the last bus. Zodiacked adj. Sufficiently drunk to assign every stage of the journey home its own constellation. Yanaira got Zodiacked and gave each traffic light a place in the heavens. Zoed adj. Too drunk to distinguish the several voices at the table, and answering the whole bench at once. Mercedi was Zoed and replied to three separate questions with one solemn toast. Zoellner illusioned adj. Drunk to the extent of seeing parallel stair edges converge, diverge, and require separate negotiations. Ladislaus was Zoellner illusioned and found the parallel stair rails unhelpfully mobile. Zogged adj. Drunk enough to regard the pub's occupation as a matter for solemn international intervention. Hariss got Zogged and proposed a commission to investigate who controlled the fruit machine. Zogisted adj. Having drunk more than the landlord can tolerate, and still praising the absent monarch of the argument. Marcelles was Zogisted and toasted King Zog with the last of the peanuts. Zoharismed adj. You have drunk enough to turn a private bar-room theory into a complete account of human conduct. Kamen was Zoharismed and explained the entire pub through one theory about loyalty. Zoharisted adj. Drunk to the point where a Frankist becomes, in solemn terms, an authority on the mystical and the late-night kebab. Neida became Zoharisted and delivered a sermon on supper beside the kebab van. Zoharited adj. Drunk enough to mistake a Frankist affiliation for a revelation, and the revelation for a reason to order chips. Eurydice grew Zoharited and found theological significance in the chip-shop queue. Zohnerismed adj. Drunk past the point of using one accurate observation to prove that the taxi is definitely coming. Jenisys became Zohnerismed and cited the clear sky as evidence that the bus was imminent. Zoigled adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing Bavarian beer from any other beer, but still prepared to identify its province. Orr was Zoigled and located the lager somewhere between Franconia and the coat stand. Zoilismed adj. Drunk in a way that turns every minor imperfection into a matter for sustained criticism. Tracye grew Zoilismed and reviewed the barman's punctuation on the drinks board.