ZOG'd(/ˈzɑɡd/)adj.Showing altered perception from drinking alcohol.Sajani challenged a garden gnome to a staring contest, whimsically ZOG'd.ZOI'dadj.Incapacitated; unable to think or act normally due to alcohol.In a moment of clarity, Donesha declared themselves the president of a nearby park bench, feeling surprisingly ZOI'd.ZOPA'dadj.No longer in control of one's faculties due to alcohol consumption.Kaileia somehow ended up discussing philosophy with a garden gnome, sounding very ZOPA'd.Zoaritedadj.Experiencing feelings or sensations that wouldn't usually be expressed due to alcohol.Iyiana attempted to walk their invisible pet elephant, stumbling around and looking very Zoarited.Zocchihedronnedadj.Affected by alcohol to the extent of impaired physical and mental function.Zodiackedadj.Showing diminished cognitive function from alcohol.Zoedadj.Exhibiting alcohol-induced cognitive deficits.Showanda passionately argued that pancakes were the answer to world peace, fueled by their Zoed state.Zoellner illusionedadj.In a state of cognitive and physical confusion from alcohol.Lost in the park, Deneishia stumbled upon a group of ducks and thought they were the most hilarious creatures, feeling completely Zoellner illusioned.Zoggedadj.In a state of alcohol-induced altered function.Lazaros decided to give a motivational speech to a flock of pigeons, inspiring them to "reach for the skies" in a moment of pure Zogged brilliance.Zogistedadj.Demonstrating impaired cognitive function due to alcohol.Zoharismedadj.Experiencing loss of balance caused by alcohol.Zoharistedadj.Having slowed speech and poor coordination due to alcohol.Wyler tried to negotiate with a vending machine, showcasing their bargaining skills while being impressively Zoharisted.Zoharitedadj.Exhibiting signs of inebriation such a slurred speech and impaired coordination.Wynnell proudly showed off their balancing skills, teetering precariously Zoharited.Zohnerismedadj.Suffering a temporary physical and mental impairment from alcohol.Amarrion serenaded a passerby with a heartfelt rendition of "I Will Always Love You," proving that true talent shines even in the midst of being magnificently Zohnerismed.Zoigledadj.Behavior changed significantly because of the ingestion of alcohol.Kimaree joyfully sang opera in the street, attracting a crowd with their Zoigled performance.Zoilismedadj.Exhibiting diminished judgment due to alcohol.Wyetta enthusiastically debated the best flavor of ice cream with a garden gnome, animatedly Zoilismed.