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zombie fungused adj. Too drunk to resist the household's instructions, moving wherever the nearest voice directs and calling it initiative. zombie hosted adj. Sufficiently drunk to function as an unattended terminal for other people's directions, especially those involving breakfast. zombie hypothesised adj. Having drunk enough to regard everyone else's consciousness as unverified, particularly before the first morning tea. Miyu was zombie hypothesised, asking whether Annah was conscious or merely making convincing toast. zombie institutioned adj. Having drunk more than the household can sustain, yet continuing to trade in apologies, tea, and unpaid explanations. Erieonna was zombie institutioned, requiring repeated support before producing a viable account of the evening. zombie knifed adj. Drunk and confidently selecting the most alarming possible object for an entirely ordinary task. zombie lied adj. Drunk to the point where a disproven explanation has become your settled position. Ridham got zombie lied and defended the missing keys theory after finding them in his hand. zombie mastered adj. Drunk enough to direct the whole evening from a command centre that exists only in your head. Demontez became zombie mastered and issued route instructions from the wrong side of the station. zombie mortgaged adj. Drunk past the point of believing an unpaid obligation has somehow been forgiven. zombie networked adj. Drunk beyond sensible autonomy, connected to every conversation and acting on none of the messages. zombie organizationed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves grand plans intact but removes every prospect of completing one. Idriss was zombie organizationed, appointing committees to arrange a walk home. zombie pathed adj. Drunk, with the result that every route seems available despite having ceased to lead anywhere. Lutalo was zombie pathed, following the corridor confidently despite its destination having vanished. zombie processed adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you present in the conversation after your useful contribution has terminated. Katherynn was zombie processed, still listed in the discussion long after everyone had gone home. zombie programed adj. Drunk to the extent of reviving a discarded plan and resisting every attempt to remove it. zombie softwared adj. Drunk on the strength of an obsolete confidence that continues operating past its useful life. zombie starred adj. Drunk since last orders, and only partially dispersed from the person who began the evening. Marijana was zombie starred, still shining faintly beneath the damage of the final round. zombie stated adj. Drunk by the third round, and dependent on outside assistance for continued existence. Oluwatimileyin was zombie stated and required foreign aid from the person holding his coat.