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zombie statisticked adj. Drunk by closing time, and citing a precise figure whose supporting evidence has not survived scrutiny. zombie stripped adj. Still drunk, and continuing an established routine long after its original author has gone. Kiata remained zombie stripped, delivering the same toast after its organiser had retired to bed. zombie systemed adj. Too drunk to abandon a useless arrangement, particularly after declaring it efficient. zombie tagged adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn one accusation into a permanent invitation for everyone to pursue you. zombie taxonned adj. Having drunk enough to place an old mistake in the present and treat its return as established fact. Ohanna was zombie taxonned, confidently reviving a plan abandoned before the meal began. zombie theoried adj. Having drunk more than the evidence permits, but continuing to present a failed explanation as viable. zombie thought experimented adj. You have drunk enough to insist that consciousness survives every physical explanation offered at the table. zombie urbanismed adj. You are drunk and confidently developing housing for people who have already gone home. Coskun was zombie urbanismed and allocated empty flats to guests who had declined the invitation. zombie usered adj. Of a drinker: still logged into the evening after their continued participation should have been deleted. zombie versioned adj. Of a drinker who has outlived the useful edition of themselves but continues presenting the same features. Sonye was zombie versioned and confidently offered advice last updated before dinner. zombie walked adj. Describing a drinker who proceeds through town with theatrical purpose and no convincing destination. zombie worlded adj. A drinker who behaves as though the room is physically complete but entirely without inner life. Inelda was zombie worlded and assigned motives to the lamps while ignoring everyone present. zombie wormed adj. A drinker so far gone that nourishment appears to come from beneath the seabed. zombie's cucumbered adj. Drunk to a degree that the kitchen becomes medicinal, mysterious, and best approached with a glass of water. zombied (/ˈzɒmbid/) adj. Loosened by drink into a person with no firm opinions, no immediate plans, and a remarkable attachment to the sofa. zombiedomed adj. Drunk to the extent of moving through the sitting room without apparent need or destination.