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zombieficationed adj. Having drunk enough to become gradually less responsive, though still capable of locating the sofa. zombiehooded adj. Drunk on the strength of habit, continuing towards the sofa after the evening has plainly ended. zombieinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and reappearing in the kitchen as though no conversation had been abandoned. Blade went zombieinged and returned from the kitchen carrying a glass nobody had requested. zombieismed adj. You are drunk and conducting the evening from the sofa, with occasional diplomatic missions to the kitchen. Vytas was zombieismed, sending Anneliesa for water without surrendering the remote. zombiekinded adj. Drunk by the third round, and collectively distributed between the sofa, the floor, and the kitchen doorway. zombienessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced to slow, vacant movements between the sofa and the kettle. Indrani was zombienessed, staring at the kettle as though it had withheld important information. zombiephiled (/ˈzɒmbiˌfaɪld/) adj. Still drunk, and regarding the sofa cushions with the concentrated interest normally reserved for a collection. zombiephiliaed adj. Too drunk to leave the sofa, but sufficiently fascinated by the kitchen to keep pointing towards it. zombiesated adj. Sufficiently drunk to drift from the sofa's intended position while continuing to transmit conversation. zombificationed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can support, and settling into the sofa as a permanent household feature. zombifiered adj. You have drunk enough to turn an ordinary kitchen visit into a slow transformation of the entire household. zombiismed adj. Of a drinker: vacant at the sofa, purposeful only when instructed to drink water. zombituded adj. Describing a drinker who has become sofa-bound, slow-moving, and oddly committed to the kettle. zombocalypsed (/zɒmˈbɒkəlɪpsd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the household breaks down into sofa territory and emergency glasses of water. zomboided adj. The state of being drunk and resembling a household object left on the sofa overnight. zombologied adj. The condition of a drinker who has made a detailed study of the sofa's least comfortable corner. Elle-mae was zombologied, documenting the sofa's defects through prolonged personal contact.