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zooarcheologied adj. Describing a drinker who reconstructs the evening from animal remains, usually inaccurately. zooarcheologisted adj. Of a drinker: inclined to reconstruct the evening from animal remains and other fragments. Kamey was zooarcheologisted and assigned the chicken bones to separate phases. zooariumed adj. Of a drinker: distributed among the available furniture like a colony, with no single part accepting responsibility. zoobenthivored adj. A drinker who feeds from whatever has settled at the bottom of the table. zoobenthosed adj. A drinker so far gone that the floor-level population appears worth joining. zoobied (/ˈzyːbid/) adj. The state of being drunk and treating a small roll-up as a reasonable continuation. zoobiologied adj. Drunk to the extent of conducting a zoological survey of your own limbs, one uncertain movement at a time. zooblasted adj. Drunk on the strength of a single animal cell, with the structural integrity of one. zoocarped adj. Drunk since last orders, and proceeding under your own power in small, mobile bursts. zoocecidiumed adj. Drunk by the third round, and carrying a localised swelling wherever the furniture has recently met you. zoocenosed adj. Drunk by closing time, and behaving as though every animal in the room were one coordinated community. Adeline became zoocenosed and attempted to guide the entire pub towards the exit. zoocenosised adj. Still drunk, and carrying the whole menagerie of your remaining impulses into a single, poorly governed body. zoocentrismed adj. Too drunk to give human considerations priority over the needs of whatever animal is nearest. zoochemicaled adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat the chemical composition of your body as an animal-derived matter of public interest. zoochemied adj. Having drunk more than the body can describe chemically, and attempting the description regardless. zoochemistried adj. Having drunk enough to conduct animal chemistry with the hands, the tongue and no reliable apparatus.