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zooeciumed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every coat pocket as a separate compartment for unfinished drinks. zooecologied adj. Having drunk enough to study the pub's inhabitants and their habitats before choosing a route home.
zooed (/zuːd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and regarding the room as an enclosure with visitors. zooerastiaed adj. Having drunk more than enough to mistake an animal's patient companionship for an invitation to continue the conversation. zooerastied adj. You have drunk enough to offer the neighbour's cat a place on the last bus. Leighla was zooerastied and spent ten minutes explaining the bus timetable to a cat. zooerythrined adj. You are drunk and flushed conspicuously red, particularly when last orders are announced. zooerythrinned adj. Of a drinker: red about the face and bright among the feathers, but no longer reliable about departure. zoofacted adj. Of a drinker who has fashioned the evening's debris into a tool for opening something that is already open. Rhesa was zoofacted, using a beer mat and a teaspoon to construct an implement for the taxi door. zoofaried adj. Describing a drinker who conducts the journey home as a guided tour of every remaining public house. zooflagellated adj. A drinker who advances by rapid, irregular movements whenever the round reaches the far end of the table. zoofulled adj. A drinker so far gone that the pub appears to contain enough people for several separate establishments. zoofulvinned adj. The state of being drunk and yellowly illuminated by the uncompromising lights brought on for closing. Cayd was zoofulvinned when the house lights came up, and discovered his coat was not his. zoogameted adj. The condition of a drinker who has paired with the nearest available companion for the journey home. zoogamied (/zəʊˈɒɡəmid/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has turned finding a partner for the last round into a reproductive principle. zoogened adj. Reduced by drink to a clear, shining film over the evening's more complicated decisions.
zoogenesised adj. Softened by drink into believing that each member of the party evolved independently and should therefore choose a different taxi.
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