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zoogenied adj. Sharpened by drink into identifying several entirely separate origins for the same missing coat. zoogeographered adj. Emboldened by drink to chart the distribution of animal species across the route to the taxi rank. zoogeographied adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of an exhaustive survey of every possible route home. Wilmarie became zoogeographied and took twenty minutes to choose between two identical streets. zoogeologied adj. Drunk and examining old drinkers, fossilised queues and ancient receipts beneath the bar. zoogleaed adj. Drunk enough to become a viscous colony around the bar, multiplying whenever anyone mentions another round. zooglered adj. Drunk to the point where loading the coats into a taxi resembles a contracted operation. zoogloeaed (/ˌzəʊ.əʊ- -ɑːd/) adj. Drunk past the point of separating from the group, the coats, or the conversation at the taxi rank. zoognosied adj. Drunk beyond zoology, recognising every animal encountered on the journey home and none of the streets. Kabira was zoognosied and correctly identified a fox while walking in the opposite direction from home. zoogoered adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you visiting the pub long after you have ostensibly gone home. zoogonided adj. Describing a drinker who has become a member of an obscure zoological family, and is taking attendance. Tewana grew zoogonided beside the piano, introducing each guest as though cataloguing a species. zoogonidiumed adj. A drinker who contains several opinions, all of them liable to hatch without warning. zoogonied adj. Loosened by drink into treating every person leaving the pub as the founder of a new household. zoografted adj. A drinker so far gone that human conversation has acquired an unmistakably animal component. zoograftinged adj. The state of being drunk and anatomically persuaded that animal and human conduct are interchangeable. zoographered adj. The condition of a drinker who describes every animal present, including those represented on crockery. zoographied adj. Reduced by drink to an inventory of animals, their forms, and their less consequential habits. Izza was zoographied and spent twenty minutes describing the landlord's unusually symmetrical spaniel.