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zoographisted adj. The drunkenness of one who records animals' forms and habits while neglecting the human company. zoogyroscoped adj. Softened by drink into a revolving exhibition of moving animals, with no reliable distinction between film and reality. zoohygiened adj. Sharpened by drink into a strict inspector of animal cleanliness, including that of the pub's wooden fauna. zooided (/ˈzəʊɔɪdd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a small mobile body with no settled destination or governing intelligence. zookeeped adj. Emboldened by drink to feed, discipline, and reorganise the company as though it were a collection of exhibits. Jadis became zookeeped and attempted to ration crisps according to each guest's temperament. zookeepered (/ˈzuːkipɚd/) adj. Drunk and attending to the company with the solemn, underpaid vigilance of an animal caretaker. zookeepinged adj. Drunk to the point where feeding and caring for fellow guests has replaced ordinary conversation. zoolagniaed adj. Drunk enough to develop an academically alarming admiration for the animals, real or decorative, in attendance. zoolatered adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary affection and inclined to offer animals the reverence due to minor deities. zoolatriaed adj. Drunk beyond secular restraint, with animals promoted to objects of private devotion. zoolatried (/zəʊˈɒlətɹid/) adj. Drunk in a way that converts every nearby animal into an object of worship and every objection into heresy. zoolingualismed adj. Drunk, with the result that conversation with animals appears both possible and administratively urgent. zoolited adj. Drunk to a degree that one has become a fossilised animal, still nominally present for social purposes. zoolithed adj. Drunk to the extent of resembling an ancient fossil, particularly in one's refusal to change position. zoologered adj. Drunk on the strength of a few observed creatures, and prepared to infer an entire science from them. zoological gardened (/ˌzəʊəˈlɒdʒɪkəl ˈɡɑːdənd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and arranging the remaining company into enclosures according to temperament.