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zoological named adj. Drunk by the third round, and assigning every animal present a formal scientific designation. zoological parked adj. Drunk by closing time, and displaying the company in orderly habitats for purposes no one has authorised. zoologied (/zəʊˈɒlədʒid/) adj. Sharpened by drink into noticing, the morning after, precisely how every creature moves and settles. zoologisted (/zəʊˈɒləd͡ʒɪstd/) adj. Softened by drink into measuring the morning's animal shapes by the way they lie in bed. zoom bagged adj. Emboldened by drink to treat the morning walk as an airborne manoeuvre, despite wearing ordinary clothes. Sheree went zoom bagged to the chemist, arms out whenever the pavement sloped. zoom blurred adj. Slowed by drink to the point where the room trails gently whenever you turn your head. zoom boxed adj. Drunk and repeatedly enlarging and restoring the same view, unable to settle on a useful size. zoom climbed adj. Drunk to the point where the morning gains altitude only by abandoning all forward progress. zoom lensed (/zu(ː)m lɛnzd/) adj. Drunk past the point of keeping one focal length, changing conversational distance without warning. zoom-climbed adj. Drunk enough to exchange forward motion for height, especially when attempting to stand from the sofa. zoomabilitied adj. Drunk beyond useful scale, making every small morning detail appear enlargable and worth inspecting. Westleigh woke zoomabilitied and examined the tea stain as though it were a landscape. zoomachied adj. Drunk in a way that turns minor household disagreements into contests between opposing animals. Iga became zoomachied over the toast, meeting every objection with a kettle's hostile stare. zoomagnetismed adj. Drunk, with the result that every passing animal seems drawn towards you and your unfinished breakfast. zoomancied adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the next animal encountered appear to forecast the day. zoomaniaed adj. Drunk to the extent of offering the household pets a formal account of last night's events. zoomassed adj. Drunk on the strength of the total weight beside you, using the sleeping dog as a morning calculation. Siosaia woke zoomassed, estimating the dog's mass before attempting to leave the sofa.